I guess I made a mistake sending this particular book to Glenn. He hates Rock and detests the sixties. He saw the picture on the front of the book drew some stereotyped conclusions about weed, coke and sex and missed the whole structure of the book.
He got some things right though.
This is not a book about Captain Beefheart. It’s a book about Rock Music from the fifties to now. It’s the story of a quest to find music and the discovery. It is a bit of a journal too but it leads you through a journey in search of the good stuff; the music that sends the blood coursing, adrenalin pumping and brain buzzing. I like my music hot and I like it to feed my head too. I’ve been right at the front for fifty years.
This tells of the start with all that tentative excitement, the quest with all those discoveries that blew the mind, the uncovering of Woody Guthrie, Bob Dylan, Son House, Roy Harper, Captain Beefheart and all those others, and the end, the archeology of the remains and the new blood that still rocks.
It’s a bit of nostalgia that takes you through all those seminal years, reliving the great memories and sharing the times and feelings.
If you love music as much as me you’ll probably identify with all of this. You find a lot of the bands you knew and probably a number that you didn’t. You’ll relive the excitement and idealism with me.
If you detest Rock as much as Glenn you’ll hate it.
This is what Glenn said:
I think I’m too young for this book. Which is funny, because I’m 45 years old, for fuck’s sake. My hair and beard are full-on grey. I’m an old man, as far as I’m concerned. But this book makes me feel I’m a goddamn spring chicken. Because of the 60’s, man.
I fucking hate the 60’s. If the author of this book didn’t send me a copy, and request a review, I would have never read it. If I saw the cover in a book store, I would just keep on walking past. Because they’re hippies, man. Fucking hippies scare me.
This book is about music. From the 60’s, all the way to current music. It’s about being a goddamn groupie. A wanna-be. I would think that it would be easier to be a groupie if you were a hot chick. But the author of this book was up for a challenge. He threw his panties up on the stage, just like the rest of them groupies. That takes balls, man.
It’s the true story of how one groupie dude traveled the world to see all his heroes play great music. And I get that, man. I really do. I’ve just never been that interested in going to concerts. I mean, the music is on the fucking radio, man. Why do you need to go to a concert, and get your fucking ear drums blown the fuck out?
I’ve only been to two concerts in my life, and I fucking hated both of them. They’re too fucking loud. Which is funny, because I’ve been partially deaf my whole fucking life. So when I say they’re too loud, Jesus fucking Christ, they’re TOO GODDAMN LOUD!
Fuck, I sound like an old man. But I’m not. Not compared to this book. it’s just a long, boring, journal entry. It just dragged on and on. I went to this concert. I met this guy. I banged this chick. I snorted this coke. I did so much weed, man, you don’t even know. Fine. You’re a fucking hippy. I get it, man. But seriously, who the fuck cares?
Non-fiction books can be great. But they still need to have a goddamn story. A beginning, middle, and end. And exciting characters, that someone might actually give a fuck about. How about some goddamn development? A character ark. Something, man.
One guy who does this very well is Michael Lewis. He takes real-life events, and turns them into compelling stories. I reviewed his book The New New Thing. It was fucking awesome, because the characters were well developed, and there was an actual story to care about. He also wrote another book you may have heard of, Moneyball.
Don’t get me wrong, this Beefheart book isn’t completely worthless. If you’re really into music, as this author obviously is, I’m sure you’d love this fucking book. I just couldn’t get into it. I mean, music is great, sure. But it’s just music, man. Get over it.
I don’t remember the last time I even listened to the radio, really. I listen to podcasts in my car. Why would I listen to music, when I can listen to Adam Carolla sucking dick for hours on end? That guy can suck a dick, lemme tell ya.
2 of 5 Crazy-Hippy Stars
This is what Curlyview says:
No Slipped Discs Here.
By Curlyview!! on 20 Jan. 2015
Format: Kindle Edition Verified Purchase
The title is a little misleading; as it is not a book about Beefheart , but rather an account of growing up through the 60s and 70s in Britain. For people like myself 60+ year’s of age and like the author, a keen collector of records and tapes, this book will have a deep resonance. It was like living my early years of music all over again, as Mr. Goodwin kept mentioning the recording artists that I knew. An enjoyable read, made for the coach, train, or ‘plane trip.
Like this:
Like Loading...