Chapter 16 – The United Nations
Somehow I had enjoyed myself. Who would have believed that I would have stood up before a huge assembly of all the heads of all the nations on the planet, on prime-time TV to boot, talked off the cuff for ages, and actually enjoyed doing it?
I don’t know how they had done it but the aliens had beamed me in. First I had addressed the small assembly of the inner Security Council. It was effectively the G16 – the sixteen most powerful nations on earth who met to discuss the future security of the planet. Not that they ever did anything other than castigate each other and push their own narrow interests to the fore. It was about time they did something.
All my apprehensions were ungrounded. I was neither arrested nor shot, and I shone – even if I say it myself. I strode the stage like a master and delivered my speech with passion in faultless English and perfect diction. I do not believe anyone had ever displayed such panache. And I was daring and forthright. I did not mince my words. I told it like it was. I talked of dismantling the financial institutions, doing away with the current political systems, and dealing with corruption, leaving fifty percent of the planet for us and fifty as conserved wilderness and reducing the population. I didn’t leave much out.
Throughout it all the security guards seemed completely powerless. The aliens had them held in some kind of stasis. They did not as much as move a muscle.
Likewise the members of the Security Council – they listened. They did not shout or walk out. They gave me their undivided attention and hung on my every word. Or so it seemed.
I spoke so well. I was eloquent, concise and full of conviction as I laid out my plan, explained who I was and told them what needed doing.
They never took their eyes off me.
I knew that this wasn’t merely my new-found skills that were dazzling them. This was the aliens at work. They had organised my entrance and audience. They were ensuring my audience paid attention.
The general assembly was a repeat on a far bigger scale. This time I knew the TV channels were recording it. That didn’t put me off in the slightest. If anything I played up to it. I was in my element. My new highly powered brain was as clear as could be; the words dropped into place. I spoke with authority and passion. I gave all the right emphasis. It was a masterly performance and I knew it. The aliens had surpassed themselves. I surpassed myself.
I gave them a concise picture of what needed doing. I started with the need to end all war and conflict, the doing away of outmoded institutions such as nations and religions; the desperate need to stop the environmental destruction, the deforestation, slaughter of wild-life and pollution. I talked about running the world globally, reducing the population, putting aside fifty percent of the planet for humans and conserving fifty percent as pristine wilderness. I talked about setting up a single monetary system and creating greater equality, education, welfare and ending all forms of discrimination. I talked about demilitarisation, freedom, streamlining government, human rights and every idealistic notion that had ever been kicked around the Sunday Blue Post club. Everything Pete, Jill, Clive, Mandy, John, Chris and all the rest of us had ruefully talked about. We had all the answers and now I had the platform to do something about it. I wasn’t about to compromise on any of it. I let them have it straight between the eyes.
In fact I pulled together all the things that we had been talking about in that pub over the years and collected it all together into one coherent vision. It was a vision that shone.
I knew it made sense. I had an IQ that was greater than the combined IQ of all the members of that assembly. All the things we’d discussed slotted into place. We hadn’t been talking bollocks after all.
I ended by giving them a clear vision of what the future world would look like. It was a paradise compared to the nightmare they were busily constructing.
They did not interrupt or argue. I had their undivided attention. I knew that wasn’t just my brilliance and that I had the aliens to thank for that but I liked to think that I was so good they would have listened anyway.
But then I was a realist. Unfortunately I knew that I did not have the hearts and minds of that assembly. I could see it in their blank expressions. They were not bowled over by the lucidity of my argument or view of a gleaming future and never would be. They listened because they were being forced to. They were selfish and greedy with their own vested interests, views, and ingrained attitudes. It was going to take more than one magnificent speech to bring them on board. I knew they would fight me tooth and nail. You can drag a stallion to the trough but he’ll die of thirst before he’ll submit to your will if he’s got a mind to. These men and women were seasoned politicians. They had risen to power through the usual methods of bribery, lies and back stabbing and they weren’t about to give up their power just because some unknown idiot popped up with something that made sense. They saw nothing in it for themselves and that was the only criterion of importance in their universe.
I might proclaim myself President of the planet but actually being recognised as such was a different matter altogether. I knew the aliens and I had our work cut out. This was just a shot across the bows.
Right now I had bigger things to think about. I had kept my side of the bargain. It was time to sort out things with Liz and the kids.
Science Fiction books:
Ebola in the Garden of Eden – paperback £6.95 Kindle £2.56 (or free on unlimited)
Green – paperback £9.98 Kindle £2.56 (or free on unlimited)
Rock Music books
In Search of Captain Beefheart – paperback £6.91 Kindle £1.99 (or free on unlimited)
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Other selected books and novels:
Anecdotes-Weird-Science-Writing-Ramblings – a book of anecdotes mainly from the sixties and other writing.
More Anecdotes – following the immense popularity of the first volume I produced a second
Goofin’ with the cosmic freaks – a kind of On the Road for the sixties
The book of Ginny – a novel
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