Cell Phones!!

Ironically they confiscate them when you go into prison!

The Driverless Car

Martin Rowson excels himself!! They are all in there – Johnson, Sunak and Truss. Omicron’s in charge!! It’s running wild!!

Seeding the country – Omicron

Forget it – we’ve got Plan B!!! No need for any action!!! Besides, Boris is in hiding!!

The World is being run by Alien Lizards!!

I’ve read it on the internet and now seen it in the papers; it must be true!!

Now I’ve seen the photo too!! That puts the cap on it!!

We are being ruled by aliens!! Global warming is a conspiracy!! There is no pandemic!! The Earth is flat!! We never landed on the Moon!! There was no Holocaust!! Jesus saves!!!

Liability Johnson.

We’ve had Capability Brown but now is the time for Liability Johnson (no relative). Soon we’ll have Slimeability Sunak or Tyrranobility Truss!!

All part of the merry band of profiteering Tories!!

The Corona Diaries – Day 673

It’s been a strange day in the aftermath of Christmas. A lull before New Year.

I’ve been working on my study, sorting out shelves, CDs and posters. It’s getting there!!

The weather has turned milder. We went for a walk up my hill this afternoon. The low afternoon sun broke through to bathe the fields with bright orange light so they glowed bright green. A copse of skeleton trees was caught in the glow against a backdrop of heavy purple clouds. It looked amazing. I just wished I had my camera. Warmed the spirit!!

Meanwhile, out in Coronaland our lying clown’s popularity is diving to unprecedented levels and the Tories are falling well behind. Our scarecrow is going for a populist mode of operation and ignoring the science. He is hoping that people will like the fact that he’s not bringing in more restrictions despite what Wales, Ireland and Scotland are all doing and what the scientists are asking for.

If it wins votes ignore the science – while saying, of course, that you are following the science.

That’s been the whole policy throughout – lie!! Ignore, shut down too late, open up too early, ignore the experts, then claim you are following the science. What a bunch of tossers!!

So, enjoy your Christmas get-togethers and New Year’s parties. We’ll no doubt pick up the tab further down the line. I’ve certainly been limiting my contacts. But then I’m a biologist. I understand what’s going on.

Yesterday there were either 98,515 new cases or 319,000 new cases (probably a lot more than that) depending what site you are looking at. I had to do a double-take on the 319,000. That surely can’t be right can it?? If it is then we are in big trouble.

The hospital cases increased by 500 but there is a lag between catching it and becoming very ill. Give it a week and we’ll see the effects of Christmas. Give it another week and we’ll see the effects of New Year.

Johnson’s populist policies are going to kill a lot of people!! Christmas Day had another record!!!

In the USA the death toll crossed 800,000 – heading for a million – in the pandemic that some idiots think isn’t real. How many hundreds of thousands have Trump and the Republican idiots killed now??

Give me science over internet crackpots and self-serving politicians any day!!

America is heading back to the Dark Ages!!

Stay Safe – We’re not far behind!!

God’s Tech Support

I thought this was hilarious.

a 1D10T problem!!

The Two-Faced liar. Whiny and Cheesy.

The hybrid of a clown, scarecrow and Billy Bunter continues to rule. I can’t believe anybody believed a word he said!

He’s lied about Brexit with its sunny uplands.

He’s lied about Covid with its world-beating track and trace.

He’s lied about wallpaper, parties, donors, the NHS, Care……………

When he doesn’t like something he simply ignores the rules and laws and does what he wants. That includes breaking international laws and lying to the Queen and the people.

He says the first thing that comes into his head.

He’s been overseeing the sleaziest government we’ve ever had.

Every time he’s caught out he looks around for a scapegoat!

Boris Johnson – the clown who is a liability!

The public can only stomach so many lies coupled with so much incompetence.

The Last Ditch!

Party on!! The lies catch up with you sooner or later!!

Thanks Chris Riddell and John Peachey,