Poetry – A Limerick for Trump

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A Limerick for Trump

There was a spoilt rich kid called Trump

Who liked to get his hands on some rump.

He generated fake news

So all of us lose

And divided the world with a thump!

What ironic idiocy!

A superrich, privileged, spoilt rich kid who has had it all laid out on a plate, with a history of exploitation, cheating, lying and racism, is pretending to care for working people.

This formicating, immoral snake oil salesman also appeals to the evangelists.

How gullible can people be?

He hasn’t got a clue what he’s doing, cosying up to Putin and Kim Jong Un, pushing away NATO and the UN. Spreading fake news, undermining the media, science and all experts (except when it comes to dealing with his own affairs), denying climate change, hurling threats and abuse, interfering with other countries politics, creating wars and violence, and generally being coarse, rude and obnoxious.

The Real Boris Johnson!!

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Thanks John Peachey and Chris Riddell.

Poetry – A Limerick for Cameron

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A Limerick for Cameron

There was a public schoolboy of prosperity

Who lumbered us all with austerity.

For party not nation

To win an election

He left us Brexit for posterity.

In an attempt to throw raw meat to the rabid right wing of his party he chucked them Brexit. Instead of thinking it through, planning and putting together a campaign, he left it to chance.

It obviously should have required a sixty forty vote. There was no talk of the benefits; the peace dividend, the working conditions, workers’ rights, financial benefit, collaboration, science, car industry, environmental considerations, antiterrorist activity or a myriad other benefits. He just allowed the extremists to paint a picture of mass immigration, terrorism, Muslim extremists taking over, an EU superstate robbing us blind and Germany controlling us. A pack of lies.

He’s left us with a diminishing power, a buggered economy, huge costs and blithering Boris Johnson.

Poetry – A Limerick for Rees-Mogg

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A Limerick for Rees-Mogg

There was a rich man who talked fruity

While lining his pockets with booty.

He sprawled on his seat,

Disdaining defeat,

A caricature of Lord Snooty.

These extremely wealthy people in their expensive suits think that because they have good manners and talk with a plum in their mouth they can get away with murder.

He is pushing the most extreme form of Brexit on us ordinary people knowing that it will greatly benefit him financially even if it buggers our economy and throws hundreds of thousands on the dole.

He tells us that it will be good for the country while taking his companies abroad so they don’t suffer the slump.

He will make millions out of Brexit. But that is typical. He makes a living out of exploiting others. Behind the manners lies an arrogant toff who believes he has the right to rip us all off.

I think the image of him sprawling across the benches contemptuously like a surly schoolboy will live in my memory for ever.

Poetry – A Limerick for Johnson

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A Limerick for Johnson

There was a public school matron

Who had Johnson for a patron

She fed him with pies

And in front of her eyes

He buggered the fate of our nation.

It was Dave Kingsbury who set me off writing limericks. I suggested that Johnson was a caricature of Billy Bunter.

These devious public school Bullingdon boys – like Cameron, Osborne and Johnson – come from privileged backgrounds, think they can do anything they want, cream off huge wealth for themselves and their chums, and are completely destroying the country in the process.

‘We’re all in it together’ they chortle as they stash millions away in the bank! While the rest of us suffer a generation of austerity!

Cameron and Osborne’s inept Brexit referendum has ruined the country. It has cost us countless billions, divided the nation in hatred, caused a huge rise in hate crime, knife crime and violence, and will affect the whole future of the nation.

Johnson is an inept blustering buffoon who is every bit as bad a Trump.

Jonathan Pie – Christmas Cheer!!

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How many more lies??? How much Hypocrisy???

No Trust left!!!

Jonathan Pie says it like it is!! It’s rude. It’s crude. It’s Jonathan Pie talking about the nasty cabal of parasites!!

Johnson – all his cards in one basket!!

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After crapping on the NHS Johnson is now ordering them to deliver a million shots a day!!

The fool knows that his ‘Irreversible’ relaxation is about to be reversed!! Goodbye Christmas!! (Unless, of course, you are a Tory then you can ignore all laws, rules and legislation. No need for masks, distancing or not having parties!!)

Plenty money to be made!!! Become a donor and gain a contract or two!! You can even buy a peerage!!

And have Christmas parties!!

Get boosted to save Johnson’s millions!!!

Partygate – Resignations – as more aides accused of telling the truth!!

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BREAKING NEWS…… .PM says more resignations to follow as aides are accused of telling the truth.

Boris Johnson has said today that anybody in his party who deliberately tells the truth will be asked to leave their posts with immediate effect.

“Party policies cannot be broken willy nilly,” Johnson said.”Telling the truth and being accountable for our actions simply will not do.”

“what will our voters think if we keep our promises?” he laughed.

“Peppa pig wouldn’t have any of this nonsense, and nor shall I” he retorted.

The Lies of a Clown

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Thank you John Peachey and Chris Riddell. The Tory Party takes on a new meaning!!

The Mock Prime Minister!

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Looks to me like they are packing up the big top!!