Partygate – Resignations – as more aides accused of telling the truth!!

BREAKING NEWS…… .PM says more resignations to follow as aides are accused of telling the truth.

Boris Johnson has said today that anybody in his party who deliberately tells the truth will be asked to leave their posts with immediate effect.

“Party policies cannot be broken willy nilly,” Johnson said.”Telling the truth and being accountable for our actions simply will not do.”

“what will our voters think if we keep our promises?” he laughed.

“Peppa pig wouldn’t have any of this nonsense, and nor shall I” he retorted.