The Greedy Conman you voted for!

This is what happens when you put an inept, stupid, greedy fascist in charge!

I’d add:

Threatening and abusing allies

Sucking up to enemies and war criminals like Putin and Netanyahu

Destroying the world economy along with all agreed trade partnerships

Running roughshod over National and International Laws

Using the office for personal gain for him and his corrupt family ($5 Billion so far)

Not paying his taxes

Adding trillions to the country’s debt

Destroying international institutions that attempt to keep peace – the UN and NATO

Denying and undermining Science and Experts

Constant LYING

Undermining the media and social cohesion with stupid cries of Fake News creating division and hate

Backing Billionaires while creating poverty for millions

Trying to distract from his presence in THE EPSTEIN FILES

Dear Noddy

The letter arrived through my letter box. I picked it up and could immediately see that it was addressed to someone else but I opened it anyway.

Dear Noddy,

Please warn Big Ears that I’m going to nuke London.

That’ll teach you limey’s not to help me bomb the hell out of Iran in my big beautiful war. (which we’ve won by the way! We didn’t need you!)

Donald J Trump

‘Bloody Hell!’ I thought. ‘Why’s that come to me?’

Then I noticed that Hegseth had been charged with sending it to Noddy.

‘Phew,’ I thought, ‘nuking the whole of London just cos we didn’t join n with his ill-thought-through mess. That didn’t seem fair. Maybe if he’d told us first and involved us instead of simply going gung-ho.’

What to do now? I went on the internet to see if I could find Big Ear’s address so I could redirect it and send it on to him.

The Warmonger!!

Why I admired Carter and his stance on Iran.

During the year of 1979/80 I had the privilege of being accepted on to a teacher exchange scheme. I was allotted a teaching role in Norwalk High School in Los Angeles. My family and I, wife and three kids, lived in Downey and spent all our holidays touring around the States (and down to Mexico City) in a VW van. We had a spectacular year. America is a beautiful country with some amazing scenery. The people were friendly and generous.

The High School I taught in was probably 50% Chicano, 10% black and 40% white with a lot of gang problems. I found the kids fabulous, friendly and outgoing even though the American education system was terrible. I was using teaching materials that in England would have been appropriate for twelve-year-olds with my top class seventeen-year-olds.

This was Carter’s election year and also the year of the Iran Hostage scenario. The Iran Revolutionary Guard had stormed the US embassy and was holding all its staff hostage.

My students were on the ceiling. I’d put a large map of the world on the wall and one of them had stuck a pin with a flag in Tehran saying ‘NUKE IRAN’. The prevailing mood was one in which they all wanted the President to storm into Iran, kick ass and teach them a lesson. There were many derogatory terms flying around.

I have no doubt that if Carter had invaded Iran he would have been re-elected.

However, fortunately, he didn’t. The reality of a war with a huge country like Iran with its multitude of tribal ethnicities and religious fervour is highly complex and unpredictable. The effect on the world economy and destabilisation of an already febrile area is substantial.

You roll the dice, throw the cards in the air and try to predict the outcome.

Carter wisely chose not to invade. He sent in an abortive desert rescue mission to free the hostages that crashed and went horribly wrong. He wasn’t elected.

Back in my classrooms there was war fever. As an outsider I tried to organise a rational debate – taking account of the region, Russia, Iraq, Syria, Israel, Lebanon, oil, economies and unpredictability. My debates turned into hostile shouting matches. All my students wanted to do was bomb these ‘primitive Arabs’ into oblivion. How dare they kidnap Americans, threaten America and burn US flags. They needed nuking and putting in their place.

Forget alliances and the difficulties of attacking a country of that size, they were Americans; the Arabs should kow-tow and know their place. America was the greatest power on the planet. How dare they! Nuke ’em!

I tried pointing out a few home truths – despite America’s huge military power it had not managed to win a single war – got booted out of Korea, Vietnam and Cambodia (later booted out of Iraq and Afghanistan) – for all its fire power it cannot even win against opponents armed with out-of-date rifles and a ball of rice. Taking on the religious fanaticism of a country like Iran was a major undertaking that would drain the resources of even a superpower. American bravado was not going to prevail.

My students did not want to debate these points. In their opinion the USA was so mighty all they needed to do was wade in and wipe out those mad Muslims, free the hostages and blow the Iranian regime to kingdom come. Simple. The USA was all-powerful. NUKE IRAN!! They chanted death like the most fervent Iranian acolytes.

I hadn’t experienced anything quite like it. The war fever was immense. I wondered if it had been like that at the start of the Vietnam war or Korea? How quickly reality sets in. War is death. War is maimed bodies. War is misery. War is destruction. War is incredibly expensive. War is primitive. War is utterly stupid.

I came back from the States lamenting the stupidity of war fever and saying that fortunately it couldn’t happen here. Then, blow me, it did. A short while later I was in English classrooms trying to hold sensible, intelligent debate with enflamed students who wanted to nuke Argentina for daring to take the Falklands.

The only people who benefit from war are the politicians who gain power and the elites who profit from the weapon sales and eventual rebuilding. They get rich and powerful on the blood and agony of others.

The people who pay for it (apart from the dead, maimed, traumatised and homeless soldiers and victims) are ordinary people whose taxes are spent on destruction. They get less money, worse health care and poor education.

What a stupid way for intelligent people to behave.

I greatly admired Jimmy Carter. He put rational intelligence before gung-ho politics.

Lest we forget!

Greedy narcissists like Farage, Trump and Johnson are lining their pockets while stirring up hate and division for profit.

Can’t people see how much poorer Farage’s Brexit has made us??

Science is a mystery!

When you put an ignorant, stupid, greedy, corrupt self-server in charge, everything is run by stupidity and greed. Trump makes money out of the oil industry!

Record level of CO2 output!!

Good to see the world is taking global warming seriously!!

Who cares about the planet while there’s a buck to be made!

Shortly they’ll be bleating about floods, wild fires, droughts, hurricanes extraordinary weather and sea level rises – but it’ll be nothing to do with climate change!!

We are truly the dumbest animal on the planet. We elect the stupidest, most ignorant to lead us. We invent science to create incredible machines and understand the universe, then we ignore it and pretend that illiterate nincompoops know more than experts. We proceed to misuse the science to destroy our own environment.

You can’t get more stupid than that!

Should 16-year-olds have the vote??

My internet mate John Peachey sent me this excellent First Dog cartoon. As always it had a lot of thought-provoking truths.

At sixteen we can make lots of life-changing decisions:

a. We can join the army and go and get ourselves killed.

b. We can get married and have babies (and what can be more important than being responsible for a baby?)

c. You can drop out of education go to work and start following the wrong career that’ll mess up your whole life.

d. You can drive a motorbike and become a menace to yourself and others.

e. You can make legal decisions, open bank accounts and sign contracts that could end up bankrupting you.

Of course, you can’t drive a car, go to a pub or buy cigs – strange anomalies.

As a biologist I am aware of crucial brain development. A human brain does not become fully adult until around the age of twenty-five. Does that mean we should not make any major decisions until then?

I’ve known many twelve and thirteen-year-olds who seemed immensely capable, intelligent, perceptive and compassionate. I’ve known many thirty, forty, fifty and sixty-year-olds who are immensely stupid, uninformed, selfish and inconsiderate who are completely incapable of making an intelligent decision and never will be.

In the course of my teaching career I’ve had reams of fantastic debates with students ranging from twelve to eighteen. We covered a wide range of topics – politics, environment, abortion, sex, contraception and war. I found them well able to argue rationally and usually very well informed, interested and idealistic.

My experiences have made me really think about my commitment to democracy. Do we really want our futures decided by the majority? Half the population have an IQ below 100. Many people are manipulated by conspiracy junk on the internet or propaganda from right-wing media. Most of the population don’t read, think or involve themselves with anything. In my experience we’ve become largely a nation of mindless sheep controlled by multimillionaires through populist nincompoops like Farage, Tice and Trump. Is that democracy? The stupidity of Brexit and hysteria around immigration (exploited by the media and every populist politician) have shaken my faith in democracy.

All told, I’d be happier with a system decided by enthusiastic, idealistic sixteen-year-olds. Mind you, half of them are stupid and most of them get their views from the internet!

Who knew that we really needed Scientists and Experts??

Some People are slow to cotton on.

Some people don’t understand what’s going on around them.

Some people are too stupid to understand.

Some people don’t see what’s going on.

Some people misunderstand everything.

Some people are infantile.

Some people are senile.

Some people have low IQs.

Some people are plain nasty.

Some people are greedy.

Some people lust for power.

Some people seek adulation.

Some people suck up to killers, thugs and tyrants.

Some people can convince other people that they are doing the very opposite of what they are doing.

Some people think they can get away with murder.

It’s just rare for them to get elected to be in charge of the nuclear button!