I’m having a bad day. I’m feeling frustrated, disgruntled, miserable and down
I got up this morning and the central heating was off. The house was freezing. I switched on the lights and a bulb blew and flicked the electrics. The toilet was blocked. My computer is not functioning properly. The internet is a snails pace. I can’t open emails or big documents. I can’t write. I’m too grouchy and annoyed. Nobody has bought any of my books today. I have three books to correct and I can’t download them. I’m fed up!
Well I unblocked the loo, changed the bulb and did the electrics and got the central heating going.
Doesn’t make a jot of difference. I’m still down.
So I went and sorted a Woody Guthrie song that fitted my mood. Woody Guthrie is a master poet/songwriter and I love him. He has a song for every occasion. This song is about the meanest guy that ever lived. I figured that this guy must have been around messing up my life. What d’ya think?
Mean Talking Blues Lyrics
“Mean Talking Blues” was written by Woody Guthrie.
I’m the meanest man that ever had a brain
All I scatter is aches and pains
I’m carbolic acid and a poison face
And I stand flat-footed in favor of crime and disgrace
If I ever done a good deed, I’m sorry of it
I’m mean in the East, mean in the West
Mean to the people that I like the best
I go around a-causin’ lot of accidents
And I push folks down and I cause train wrecks
I’m a big disaster, just goin’ somewhere’s to happen
I’m an organized famine studyin’, now I can be a little bit meaner
I’m still a whole lot too good to suit myself, just mean
I ride around on the subway trains
Laughin’ at the tight shoes dealin’ you pain
And I laugh when the car shakes from side to side
I laugh my loudest when other people cry
Can’t help it, I was born good, I guess
Just like you or anybody else
But then I just turned off mean
I hate ev’rybody don’t think like me
And I’d rather see you dead than I’d ever see you free
Rather see you starved to death than see you at work
And I’m readin’ all the books I can to learn how to hurt
Daily misery, spread diseases, keep you without no vote
Keep you without no union
Well, I hurt when I see you gettin’ ‘long so well
I’d ten times rather see you in the fires of hell
I can’t stand to fixed
See you there all fixed up in that house so nice
I’d rather keep you in that rotten hole with the bugs and the lice
And the roaches and the termites
And the sand fleas and the tater bugs
And the grub worms and the stingaree’s
And the tarantulas, and the spiders, childs of the earth
The ticks and the blow-flies, these is all of my little angels
That go ’round helpin’ me do the best parts of my meanness
And mosquiter’s
Well, I used to be a pretty fair organized feller
Till I turned a scab and then I turned off yeller
Fought ev’ry union with teeth and toenail
And I sprouted a six-inch stinger right in the middle of the tail
And I growed horns
And then I cut ’em off, I wanted to fool you
I hated union ever’where, ’cause God likes unions and I hate God
Well, if I can get the fat to hatin’ the lean
That’d tickle me more than anything I’ve seen
Then get the colors to fightin’ one another
And friend against friend, and brother and sister against brother
That’ll be just it
Everybody’s brains a-boilin’ in turpentine
And their teeth fallin’ out all up and down the streets
That’ll just suit me fine
‘Cause I hate ever’thing that’s union
And I hate ever’thing that’s organized
And I hate ever’thing that’s planned
And I love to hate and I hate to love
I’m mean, I’m just mean
Hope I don’t get like that. Mean people aren’t born; they are made. Life warps them. Our job is to give ’em a smile and a helping hand. What those fascists and fundamentalists need are cuddles.
My grandson Nathan invented a love-gun that turned baddies into goodies.
Today I wished he’d developed a happy gun that turned miseries into ecstasies and fixed all your problems. Wouldn’t that be great.
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