It’s not a war – it’s a special military operation. I will lock up anybody who says it’s a war!!
We are saving our Ukrainian brothers from neo-Nazi slavery!
We are not targeting civilians – apart from bombing, shelling and machine-gunning them.
We will continue our operations until we have achieved our goals and cowed the Ukrainian people, reinstated the USSR and declared me King of Europe..
Democracy is our enemy.
I control the news. All news is banned.
Sanctions are an act of war.
Our nuclear weapons are on high alert.
I am not a tyrant.
I am not a bully.
I am not an oppressive dictator.
I am the new Czar!!
Let them eat cake!!









