Vlad The Impaler

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Vlad The Impaler

Look out sailor!

He’s coming to nail yer!

Vlad the impaler!

Wants to be your jailor!

Thinks you’re a failure!

Vlad the impaler!

Thought he was king!

But they’re reeling him in!

With his balls in a sling!

Algorithms will mail yer!

Vlad the impaler!

The KGB won’t help!

This upstart old whelp!

He’s heading for failure!

Vlad the impaler!

Tanks on the street.

Nails in his feet.

Thought he could tail yer!

Vlad the impaler.

Vlad the impaler.

The KGB wimp.

Thought he’d be king.

Now he’s a gimp!

Opher  – 25.6.2023

It’s all falling apart for poor Vladimir. Thought he’d be king of the world and terrify everyone with his formidable army. Now he’s hiding under his long table dreading the uprising that’s sure to come.

First he tried stealth. Interfering with elections. Messing with cyberspace. Then his head got too big after engineering Trump and Brexit. He thought he could do anything.

Why not take the whole world?

His army is in tatters. His economy is wrecked. He’s locking up everyone he can, engineering the news, but it can’t last much longer.

We’re heading for collapse!

KGB Tyrant WANTED for Murder!!

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It’s not a war – it’s a special military operation. I will lock up anybody who says it’s a war!!

We are saving our Ukrainian brothers from neo-Nazi slavery!

We are not targeting civilians – apart from bombing, shelling and machine-gunning them.

We will continue our operations until we have achieved our goals and cowed the Ukrainian people, reinstated the USSR and declared me King of Europe..

Democracy is our enemy.

I control the news. All news is banned.

Sanctions are an act of war.

Our nuclear weapons are on high alert.

I am not a tyrant.

I am not a bully.

I am not an oppressive dictator.

I am the new Czar!!

Let them eat cake!!