The Corona Diaries – Day 693

All bright and sunny in Yorkshire and the temperature rose to giddy heights – probably hitting 7 or 8 degrees!

I’ve spent most of the day indoors listening to the Eels and editing my Captain Beefheart book.

No more shelf building or poster setting required; my room is finished – looking great!!

Had to laugh at Novaxx being kicked out of Australia. No privilege for the wealthy! They have to follow the same rules as everyone else. If you don’t get vaccinated you have to make the sacrifices. Tough. You don’t have the same freedoms as the vaccinated.

Meanwhile out in Coronaland ‘Operation Save The Big Dog’ is in full swing. The Tories have sorted out a narrative and will now set about creating a story to fool the public. Soon the propaganda machine will be in full swing. I’m expecting headlines in all the tabloids.

The spin will make us all feel dizzy.

Pretty soon we’ll see the light. Johnson will be heralded as the saviour of the nation. He single-handedly wrested Brexit from the hoary grip of the evil remainers who were going against the wishes of the people. He was valiant against Covid working day and night to produce vaccines and save us from the scourge of the plague. For safety reasons the government and civil servants often worked outside in the garden area while Johnson toiled in his office. Occasionally he would venture out in Churchillian splendour, like a conquering general, to rally the troops, urge them to greater efforts and thank them for their unstinting efforts.

These weren’t boozy parties as portrayed by the leftie media; these were working groups. The tireless politicians and civil servants were pushing themselves to the limits to deliver for the nation, save lives and keep everyone safe and secure. No effort was too great. They were responding to their magnificent leader. They needed sustenance while they worked. Who could begrudge them that?

Of course, if some of these working groups, all of which assiduously followed the regulations, had inadvertently exceeded the parameters of the law then that had to be addressed, some heads would roll. Johnson himself would oversee the cull of miscreants. No breaker of rules must be allowed to get away with it. That would include advisers and civil servants. The guilty had to go!

So, as soon as the Gray whitewash has been perused by Boris Johnson, Boris Johnson will know whether he has done anything wrong and will exonerate himself. No rules broken, no lies told, no deceiving of parliament, no breaking of codes, bending of rules. He will be the poor victim of an evil campaign.

I can see it all now.

The Tories are in a bit of a funk. They know that none of their nasty, grubby band of profiteers resonates with the little people. Johnson is the only one. For some reason they don’t see him as the shamling self-serving profiteer; their see the cynical philanderer and greedy entitled prick as good old cuddly Boris. They excuse him everything.

If they dump Boris and put Rishi in can they continue to fool the little people?

They are stuck. They either stay with a badly damaged Johnson (sounds painful) or go with an unknown millionaire profiteer that the public does not identify with as greatly. They certainly won’t see smarmy Rishi as a loveable rogue. What will they see him as? It’s a risk.

So for now they are looking to see if the rotting hulk that is Johnson can be floated. They are staring at annihilation at the polls.

Tough shit.

As for me, I’m hoping that the lies of the ‘Operation Save The Big Dog’ campaign is successful. I want Boris in charge. He is so incompetent and damaged that he’ll do immense damage to the whole Tory brand. He simply can’t hack the job of Prime Minister. That’s obvious.

Where is our invisible leader? When the going gets tough Johnson goes. He might well be hiding in a nearby fridge again!

Ha Ha!!

Aren’t we all sick of hearing on every news programme that representatives from the government were asked to attend but nobody was available. Never in the history of politics has a government been so unavailable. It’s a strategy. They know that if they appear they will be questioned and held to account. If they don’t appear there is a vacuum and no flames are fanned.

This is the most unaccountable government we have ever had. They avoid all questioning and never accept responsibility for any mistakes!!

I think that is totally undemocratic. This is verging on fascism.

So, yesterday there were (if the figures are to be believed – hardly any test kits available) another 81,713 new cases with 287 deaths.

Government ministers are saying that all restrictions could be lifted by the end of January. The Daily Mail says that forcing people (unnecessarily) back to the office is sociopathic. But, as every good Tory knows – money comes before the little people. They are the cannon fodder!

The scientists are predicting a big upsurge in Omicron in Spring as the vaccine immunity wanes.

We’ll see.

The good news is that in Texas they are developing a vaccine that is cheap and easy to produce. It could be rolled out around the world.

Vaccinating the whole world will stop the development of variants.

Stay Safe?? Is the end in sight??

Today’s Music to keep me SssSSAaaaaANNnnnEee in Isolation – The Eels

I’m not sure what contemporary means. In my book it is people who are still performing and recording at this moment in time – not just the new arrivals on the scene. But I suppose most people think of modern as being the music of newcomers.

With my definition the Stones, Who, Billy Bragg and Elvis Costello are still part of the modern scene.

Who cares. When it’s good it’s good. The Eels are great: I need a bit of novocaine for my soul the mess these Tories and Trump have made!!

The Corona Diaries – Day 692

Icy and foggy here in Yorkshire – not pleasant at all! Apart from going out for the paper, I stayed in. I’ve finished my room and been editing my Beefheart book. All good.

It’s been great playing some North Mississippi Allstars today. Great stuff.

Meanwhile, out in Coronaland our shambling leader is doing exactly what he always does in a crisis – he disappears!!

First we had paternity leave! Now, I’m all in favour of paternity leave – but when it comes to leading a country through a number of crises (mostly self-inflicted) I don’t think it’s appropriate. He needs to bloody lead!

It’s a bit like Wellington at the battle of Waterloo deciding to nip off for an hour or two because he was due a tea break.

We had hardly got him back when he was assailed with more lies, law-breaking and illegal parties. His response?? He goes off for another week on Covid isolation!

All very bloody convenient. Is there something stopping him speaking from Number 10?

This guy loves the limelight when there’s something daft to do so that he can show off and garble some schoolboy Latin. He doesn’t like being put on the spot or having to explain anything – mainly because he either puts his foot in it or doesn’t have a clue. He just makes things up.

I was completely boggled by the idiocy of some of the public who were saying how much they like him and forgive him for his little mistakes. They seem to think that he delivers and cite Brexit and Covid!!

I mean!! Come on!! The fool has negotiated a disastrous Brexit deal that has crippled the country with rising costs, shortages, a damaged GDP and a mountain of red tape. Can’t the idiots see that??

The shambling imbecile has racked up among the highest numbers of deaths from covid in the world!! He’s been too slow, too fast or dithered. He’s ignored experts, broken the law, lied, given sleazy contracts to his mates and behaved like a complete cretin. Leadership?? We’ve had either absences or bumbling confusion. What planet are those fools on??

Sometimes the blatant stupidity is lrisible. Sue Gray is a Civil is a civil servant working for the government. She has been appointed to investigate PartyGate. She will report to Boris Johnson. Boris Johnson will then decide whether he’s guilty of any wrong-doing and tell us what his conclusion is. He will then decide what to do with himself.

I dunno?? Am I being stupid? Do we allow other criminals to appoint their own judges, review the judgement, decide it they’ve committed a crime and, in the unlikely event that they find themselves guilty, decide the punishment?

Something seems very wrong with the system.

It doesn’t take much of an investigation to work out that there was a culture of law breaking parties that came from the top and that he’s admitted attending!!

GUILTY AS CHARGED!!!

As Labour surge into the lead and all those Tory MPs start eyeing up a future on the dole, I think that their thinking might coalesce around a solution – dump the chump and put somebody in who at least has a brain. Up until now, they have known that he is an inept bumbler but he has been popular and won them an election. He is no longer popular. He’s a liability. Kryptonite to the Tory Party. His lack of discipline, inability to master detail, and tendency to make it up as he goes along (saying the first thing that comes into his head) has created a culture in government that rules don’t matter and everyone can do as they want. Lies rule.

It’s dire.

The drip-feed of revelations about his lawlessness, lies and incompetence continue to poison politics.

He’s made a mockery of Britain.

Just as Trump has diminished the USA Johnson has diminished Britain. We’re a laughing stock with a bumbling scarecrow as our elected leader!!

We now have an image of paedophilic Royalty and profiteering, law-breaking sleazy government. We’re fast becoming a banana republic.

At least the polls put Labour 10 points ahead. Let’s hope that grows and Starmer straightens things out. He’s not my greatest choice but then I’d vote for a sewer rat rather than any of those arrogant corrupt Tories. Nothing could possibly be worse!

So yesterday there were 81,793 new cases (though as there are no tests available I don’t know how they work that out) with 287 more deaths.

There’s no doubt that the worst seems to be over (or is there?) and that the Omicron is nowhere near as bad.

Parliament meet next week to discuss it. What’s the betting that Johnson will remove all restrictions in order to court popularity? Forget science – this is politics and Johnson’s hide! (Hide being an appropriate word in his case – he does a lot of it – a fridge on one occasion!)

Stay safe!! We’re in the hands of nincompoops!!

Today’s Music to keep me SSSsSAaaAANNnnnEee in Isolation – The North Mississippi Allstars.

These guys really Rock. The best modern live band I’ve seen.

The Corona Diaries – Day 691

An unbelievably bright sunny day with blue skies – although the temperature was around seven degrees. I prefer at least twenty seven.

It’s been a slow day. Working in my room, editing, putting up posters and trying to sort out our Energy supplier!!

Once upon a time everything was easy. We got our electricity from the electricity board, our gas from the gas board and water from the waterboard. There was no need to renew contracts ever. You just paid your bills. Simple.

Then some bright Tory spark assured us that competition was a great thing and would reduce our bills.

Now I receive my electricity from a public schoolboy who set up a firm operating out of the Seychelles and has made himself a fortune. My gas is provided by a fruit seller in France and the water company is based in Saudi Arabia,

Far from my bills coming down, in order to keep them at a low level every year I have to shop around and negotiate new contracts. If I don’t the bills go up enormously. I have to do this for everything – energy, internet, TV, insurance….. It takes hours.

My energy contract is coming to an end. I have to sort a new one. This afternoon I have been on the phone for three hours to my energy company (Together Energy). I’m sick to death with the bland piano music interrupted by a voice apologising.

What a waste of one’s life!! I think I’d rather pay a little bit more. Nationalise the lot!! Take the profits back from these smartarse business men!!

Fortunately, I’ve been able to play some Tinariwen in order to keep me sane!! (Am I sane?)

Meanwhile, out in Coronaland, Boris Johnson is unavailable. A common ploy. When there’s a crisis he has a habit of disappearing. This time it seems that one of his family has Ciovid. Highly convenient.

I do hope they keep him. With him at the helm the Tories will sink completely. He’s a liability.

If I have to hear another of his sycophants trotting out garbage about what a great job he’s done with Covid and Brexit I think I’ll be sick.

If doing a great job is negotiating an atrocious Brexit deal and managing to create the most covid deaths in the world along with the most damaged economy, I suppose he’s performed. The man is a lying, inept imbecile!!

What he has done well is to give all his cronies a lot of money!!

Enough!!

So, yesterday there were 109,133 new cases. It is coming down quite steeply now. However there were another 335 deaths!! Far from finished!!

Johnson is beset by more graphic images – the poor Queen (I can’t believe I said that) sitting on her own mourning the death of her husband while they partied in Downing Street. Tales of booze being brought in using wheeled suitcases to avoid the press.

I don’t think that this is going away any time soon!!

Then there’s poor old Novaxx being kicked out of Oz again.

If you choose not to be vaccinated then there’s a price to pay!! I think he should think more about others!!

Stay safe!!

Today’s Music to keep me SsSSsaaaaANnnNNnEEe in Isolation – Tinariwen

Following Adrian’s criticism that I tend to just like music from the past (which is a valid criticism – I find few bands in the modern era that I can really identify with -( but there are a few)) I thought I’d delve a little more into music of today. This is the fabulous desert blues of Tinariwen.

They blow your socks off.

The Corona Diaries – Day 690

Bright sunshine, blue skies and a temperature of 8 degrees. Not bad. I can handle winter if it’s always like this!

I’ve been working on my room – painting, putting up posters. I’ve still got a bit to do. This renovation is time-consuming.

I’m about to get stuck into some editing shortly.

Meanwhile, out in Coronaland things are getting interesting. Our Clown In Chief and his band of profiteers are falling out big time. The public seems to be waking up to the way this arrogant bunch have been taking them for a ride.

The Teflon has worn off.

The lies, sleaze and corruption have become visible. People really don’t like being taken for fools. They’ve put up with an incessant stream of lies. They’ve tolerated the sleaze. They’ve even turned a blind eye to cronyism and profiteering. I don’t know why. It’s been appalling.

This bunch have the moral integrity of Pol Pot.

It’s been so incredibly blatant. I don’t know why people didn’t see it before. Boris Johnson has always been a lying nincompoop. He’s been thrown out of jobs for lying; he’s made a mess of everything he’s done. The wonder is that people still employ him, elect him and believe that he’s a jolly good fellow. He’s really a nasty, conniving chancer who is too lazy to pay any attention to detail, can’t be asked to do the job properly and simply makes it up as he goes along.

This cross between Billy Bunter, Wurzel Gummidge and Machiavelli has got away with incompetence and self-serving lies for far too long.

No doubt he has been used by the ERG bunch of extremist nationalists, the most right-wing bunch of unpleasant profiteers ever. They wanted his charisma and lies to sell their squalid vision, to tart it up, spin it and make it look palatable.

It got them elected. Once in they set about ousting anybody with a shred of integrity – the likes of Rory Stewart, Kenneth Clark, Michael Heseltine, Philip Hammond. God, it shows how extreme they are when they make Michael Heseltine seem like the voice of reason!!

Since then they’ve been busy setting about their unpleasant work – cutting the public sector, hammering the poor, profiting from Covid and Brexit and looking after their chums. It’s been cynical.

The rich get richer and the poor get poorer. The fabric of the country decays. Council services rot away. No more youth services, library cuts, support services are gone. Cuts to police, army, education and selling off chunks of the NHS.

It’s scandalous – anything for a fast buck!

Their performance with Covid was one of the worst in the whole world.

They pushed through the hardest Brexit, despite the damage it would do, and negotiated it so badly that the country is terribly damaged.

They are utterly incompetent!!

Maybe now it will all come out in the wash. I’m not holding my breath. These guys control the media. They pump out the propaganda and control thoughts.

I’m enjoying the chaos. Boris Johnson wants us to believe that he thought a party in his garden with booze and nibbles was a business meeting. Shows what sort of business meetings he’s used to. It’s insulting. He is such a lying git.

There is turmoil. Half the Tories want him to resign. The other half are cynically backing him. The Tories are diving in the polls!! Ha Ha. Rees-Mogg accuses Scottish Tory leader of being lightweight!! They are tearing themselves apart. The knives are out!! Let there be fury, blood (metaphorically) and battle!!

What a nasty bunch of self-serving incompetents!! We’ll be well rid!!

So, yesterday there were another 129,587 new cases. It’s coming down! But there were 398 more deaths – it’s going up!!

For political reasons they cut isolation to 5 days. France wants us back (They’re in as big a mess as us).

A judge rules that the VIP Lane PPE contract awards were criminal. I wait to see if the whole cabinet will now be packed off to Strangeways where they belong. Isn’t that what happens to criminal wrongdoers?? But oh, yes, Tory MPs are above the law. The law is just for us!!

Stay safe!!

Today’s Music to keep me SsSSsaaAaaaNnnneEEE in Isolation – Phat Bollard

Adrian did point out to me that nearly all my ‘Today’s’ Music was very much yesterdays. That is true. I do very much enjoy the music I grew up with and do not find much modern stuff grabs me. I find a lot of it vacuous, overproduced and insipid. However, every now and again I stumble across something that does mean something to me.

Adrian has galvanised me into digging out some of my more modern stuff to play. Phat Bollard are one! They say something!!

The Corona Diaries – Day 689

Temperature zoomed up to 7 degrees today!! The sun shone!! I walked along the front at Bridlington.

Back home I’m trying to sort out a transfer for energy – Gas and Electricity. Seems to be a two-day job with hours on the phone!! What a waste of time!! It used to be easy. All this privatisation has succeeded in making everything more complicated and expensive.

I’m also doing some work on the Captain Beefheart book. All good stuff.

Meanwhile, out in Coronaland, they are all picking on poor Johnson!! Although distracted by the dancing girls and a bit woozy from the bubbly and wine he was convinced that the thirty of them were having nothing more than a working meeting. The sort of thing that happened regularly.

‘It’s jolly tough work telling everyone that it is illegal to meet with more than one person outside!! One needs to bally-well unwind!! What better way to unwind than to invite a hundred people around with nibbles and ‘Bring Your Own Bottle’ for a business meeting?’

‘Errr gosh, golly, It’s a shame that all the people who were bust by the police, hmmmmphh, or wanted weddings and jolly old funerals didn’t use the same ploy!!

Ha – More fool them!! Amo amas amat!!

Then there was that little ruling that unfairly said that those untendered contracts awarded to their chums were illegal!! Whatever!! Huh!! It was only billions!! Pretty much like the Masons do every day! Just on a bigger scale!

What on earth can be wrong with giving billions to your friends? That’s what the Tory Party was set up to do!! How can that be wrong??

Fortunately the legal ruling on the criminal awarding of contacts has been hidden up with the scandal of parties.

Bit of a whiff going on here!!

It’s not every day that you get found out for lying to parliament, lying to the electorate, carrying out criminal gatherings and illegally dispensing millions of pounds to family and friends! That’s probably a first for any British Prime Minister!

Resigning matter?? No way.

I just hope that those minging backbenchers don’t send in lots of nasty letters to Brady and have him kicked out. Johnson is the best thing the Labour Party’s got going for them!

So, yesterday, the number of cases was down to a mere 129,587!! Yippee!! At the same time the number of deaths jumped up to 398!!

The government thinks that’s an acceptable number!! What’s a few tens of thousand here and there – as long as they aren’t Tory voters!!

They say we can ride out the Omicron storm. It’s a pussy cat (with a vicious infected scratch for a few!)

One bit of good news is that Matt Hancock has caught it!! Yes!! Great eh??

Antivaxxers around the world are continuing to fight for more death!! They are doing great in the USA where they managed to get the infection rate to double in just a week!!

So as they still debate whether or not the virus started in a Chinese lab – and really don’t like to offend the Chinese – who are a bit touchy – we head off into more uncertainty.

What will the next variant be like? Has the next pandemic started up somewhere in the world? And was ‘Don’t Look Up!’ a realistic portrayal of Trumpists and their stupidity and incompetence!!

QAnon rules!!! Conspiracy replaces rationality! Imbeciles replace experts!

We continue to be ruled by greedy, lying morons!!

Stay Safe!!!

Today’s Music to keep me SsSssAAaaAANNnnnEeee in Isolation – The Yardbirds

They started off as a frantic R&B band featuring an embryo Eric Clapton, They replaced him with the innovative Jeff Beck and then added Jimmy Page to create a fabulous pre-Zeppelin heavy guitar attack.

Fabulous.