The Corona Diaries – Day 689

Temperature zoomed up to 7 degrees today!! The sun shone!! I walked along the front at Bridlington.

Back home I’m trying to sort out a transfer for energy – Gas and Electricity. Seems to be a two-day job with hours on the phone!! What a waste of time!! It used to be easy. All this privatisation has succeeded in making everything more complicated and expensive.

I’m also doing some work on the Captain Beefheart book. All good stuff.

Meanwhile, out in Coronaland, they are all picking on poor Johnson!! Although distracted by the dancing girls and a bit woozy from the bubbly and wine he was convinced that the thirty of them were having nothing more than a working meeting. The sort of thing that happened regularly.

‘It’s jolly tough work telling everyone that it is illegal to meet with more than one person outside!! One needs to bally-well unwind!! What better way to unwind than to invite a hundred people around with nibbles and ‘Bring Your Own Bottle’ for a business meeting?’

‘Errr gosh, golly, It’s a shame that all the people who were bust by the police, hmmmmphh, or wanted weddings and jolly old funerals didn’t use the same ploy!!

Ha – More fool them!! Amo amas amat!!

Then there was that little ruling that unfairly said that those untendered contracts awarded to their chums were illegal!! Whatever!! Huh!! It was only billions!! Pretty much like the Masons do every day! Just on a bigger scale!

What on earth can be wrong with giving billions to your friends? That’s what the Tory Party was set up to do!! How can that be wrong??

Fortunately the legal ruling on the criminal awarding of contacts has been hidden up with the scandal of parties.

Bit of a whiff going on here!!

It’s not every day that you get found out for lying to parliament, lying to the electorate, carrying out criminal gatherings and illegally dispensing millions of pounds to family and friends! That’s probably a first for any British Prime Minister!

Resigning matter?? No way.

I just hope that those minging backbenchers don’t send in lots of nasty letters to Brady and have him kicked out. Johnson is the best thing the Labour Party’s got going for them!

So, yesterday, the number of cases was down to a mere 129,587!! Yippee!! At the same time the number of deaths jumped up to 398!!

The government thinks that’s an acceptable number!! What’s a few tens of thousand here and there – as long as they aren’t Tory voters!!

They say we can ride out the Omicron storm. It’s a pussy cat (with a vicious infected scratch for a few!)

One bit of good news is that Matt Hancock has caught it!! Yes!! Great eh??

Antivaxxers around the world are continuing to fight for more death!! They are doing great in the USA where they managed to get the infection rate to double in just a week!!

So as they still debate whether or not the virus started in a Chinese lab – and really don’t like to offend the Chinese – who are a bit touchy – we head off into more uncertainty.

What will the next variant be like? Has the next pandemic started up somewhere in the world? And was ‘Don’t Look Up!’ a realistic portrayal of Trumpists and their stupidity and incompetence!!

QAnon rules!!! Conspiracy replaces rationality! Imbeciles replace experts!

We continue to be ruled by greedy, lying morons!!

Stay Safe!!!