How can anybody imagine that this bunch on incompetent twerps are trying their best?? They’ve been in it for themselves from the start – handing out contracts to friends and family – sizing up the jobs they will be walking into on ridiculous salaries as ‘advisors’. As for doing it better! Look around the world at the competent governments who have done it better!!
These are a bunch of self-serving, corrupt losers. The mirror themselves on Trump and have made a right mess of everything!!
The Ballad of David Cameron, Brexit and Green Swill
My name is David Cameron
I’m a jolly Bullingdon boy.
I’ve come from a world of privilege
Where your lives are just a toy.
I’d do anything to gain power
To keep the ERG on side.
So I promised them a referendum
To let the country decide.
I arrogantly assumed
The government would be hung
Just as the polls predicted
But the momentum had swung.
I never thought we’d win.
I thought we’d be in coalition.
Then I could blame the lib-dems
For changing my position.
Blow me down – it all went wrong!
Somehow we pulled it off.
That slim majority
Made the going rough.
So I gave them their referendum.
I never thought we’d lose.
But decades of toxic lies
Had poisoned the public’s views.
We’d given them years of austerity
With ‘We’re all in it together’.
I simply had not thought through my case
To surmount this stormy weather.
The ERG were ready.
They’d been planning this for years!
They had duplicitous Johnson
To honey the public’s ears.
With loads of lies and scare stories
They mounted their campaign.
While the Cameron team floundered
With no arguments to sustain.
Everything we brought up
Was labelled ‘Project Fear’.
The Tabloids beefed up Boris’s lies
The xenophobic message clear.
With the Machiavellian Cummings
To dream up silly slogans
Like ‘Take back control’
It conjured up the omens.
The vote went against us
Leading to years of chaos.
Seeing what was coming
Osborne and I jumped bus.
The moderates were ousted.
The country hopelessly divided.
Extremists pressing for hard Brexit
As ideologies collided.
Osborne and I headed off
Into the pastures green.
Leaving the mess behind us
And all that might have been.
Now we’re both making millions
From endless dodgy deals.
To use our former positions
To get our snouts in swill.
‘We’re all in it together’
Means cuts and food banks.
We’ve left you that clown Johnson
While we’re filling up our tanks.
I nearly made £45 million
From the Greensill deal.
I certainly don’t have to worry
Where I’m getting my next meal.
I’ve got the government on speed-dial
So I can sell the inside story.
Osborne tells them how to avoid tax.
It’s wonderful being a Tory!!
My name is David Cameron.
I messed up the whole nation!
But I’ve come up smelling of roses.
I’m the overnight sensation!
Opher – 19.4.2021
Corruption, sleaze and arrogance!!
That’s all you need when you’re a Bullingdon boy.
Being a Tory politician is a revolving door into a world of plenty!
What a mess the country is in!
We have to ask ourselves why. The answer is quite clear. It is solely because of the Tories. They continually put party before country. And I’m not talking just about their policies – though that is clearly all about self-interest too – the continually give to the rich and take from the poor – no, I’m talking about the seeking of power over the good of the country.
It all started long long ago. The extreme nationalists, with their pompous xenophobic arrogance, want nothing to do with Johnny Foreigner. They have been agitating since the Boer War. It is boring.
The Tory Party are hopelessly split over Europe and the trolling nationalists would rather pull it apart than not get their way. They caused trouble for Thatcher and created chaos in the Major government. Now they are gleefully ripping the country to bits.
Because of the haplessness of Brown and because of a torrential campaign of hate from the media vitriolic with dire warnings as the world economy collapsed, there was a hung parliament.
Against the odds the Lib-Dems sold out their principles and went in with the devil to form a coalition with the Tories. For power they would have sold their own granny. And we had years of austerity, public cuts and misery while the wealthy made hay.
At the next election it looked like Labour were going to be the saviours but the vitriolic press took apart a weak looking Miliband.
Cameron was desperate for power and thought there was a chance of another hung parliament if they could appear united.
So Cameron made the nationalists a promise to bring them on side for the election. He promised them a referendum. That promise was putting Party before country. He did it to gain power.
There was no coalition. Miraculously the Tories got in with a small majority and Cameron was forced to honour his promise. He did not have the Lib Dems to blame for not going ahead with the referendum. Again, he was putting party before country.
Again against the odds the referendum voted out of Europe. The silly ploy backfired and the country was plunged into chaos.
Like the self-interested fools they were Cameron and Osborne jumped ship to feather their own nests and put self-interest ahead of the country. They left the rampant extreme nationalists in their wake and thumbed their nose at the public.
In their wake the knives were out and Theresa May squeezed in, weaving her way past the bloody bodies. Despite her believing it was not in the interests of the country she sided with the ecstatic extreme nationalists to consolidate her power – putting party and power before common sense and the country.
Her grip on power was slender. There were ructions in the party.To quell the rancour in the ranks she stupidly pressed the button to trigger Brexit thinking that once the deed was done they would shut up. Again, this was premature and not in the interests of the country; it was party political.
It was a ploy that did not work.
In order to quell the potential revolutions she wanted to cement her leadership and went to the country for, what she hoped was a massive majority – again, putting party before country, and lost her slender majority. For the sake of power she magically found a Billion or two and bought off the DUP. A relationship that was only in the interests of power not the country.
Instead of doing what is in the interests of the country Tory policy has all been for the benefit of the Tory Party.
As Bankers and Firms relocate abroad taking our wealth with them the Tory Party squabbles and fights as we hurtle for the cliff. Not one of them seems at all concerned with the kamikaze madness that is happening around us. All they are concerned with is hanging on to power, positioning for a leadership challenge. What about the interests of the country?
What a selfish bunch of megalomaniacs, xenophobes and greed-ridden fools we have leading us to disaster.
How long can this go on?