The Cleansing – 44 – Chapter 23

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Alien intrigue and populist revolt. The chickens are coming home to roost! I wanted to illustrate human nature in both the actions and thoughts of the aliens and the humans too.

Chapter 23 – Action

Beheggakegri was unable to settle. He was even off his food. The last few committee meetings had been unpleasant. A schism had opened between him and the rest of them, Sang in particular. In a way it had always been there. He’d told them what to do and they’d deferred. This was different. He still told them what to do but he was never certain that they were going to do it. He wasn’t sure if it wasn’t just his imagination but he detected an air of defiance. They were plotting. He could sense it. Biding their time. The lasers were out. When the time was right they’d slice him into lumps. He knew it.

While he was giving out his instructions he found himself studying them one by one. Which one was the ringleader? It had to be Sang. He knew where all the bungles were buried. When would he strike? Were the others all behind him?

The tension was palpable.

In the evening he found himself picking at his food, even rejecting the new dainties Limo was serving up. He could not settle. This was all that Chameakegra’s fault – the drangling slub. If only he could rid himself of her he could decisively do away with the Hydrans with a fine display of power, re-establish control and get back to the way things were. That Chameakegra was the key. She’d made him look weak. If only her drangling shuttle would blow itself up.

He sat bolt upright. His brain was whirling.

Billy was already sitting at the kitchen table waiting. It was Thursday; his favourite day.

Charly was serving up the sausage and mash. The Smythes were not about to try any of that alien muck – even if they were virtually giving it away for nothing. They’d rather die.

She placed his laden plate down on the table and carried her own round to the other side.

Before she’d even sat herself down Billy had banged on the ketchup and was diving in, an intent expression on his face as he carved off a chunk of sausage, scooped up the mash and dipped it in the sauce.

‘You know, I’ve been thinking,’ Charlene remarked thoughtfully, cutting up her sausage in a more genteel manner.

‘What about?’ Billy looked across at her as he crammed a mouthful of best British beef sausage into his mouth.

Charlene paused reflectively, a slice of sausage with a small dollop of mash on the back of her fork. ‘What that Ron Forsythe was saying.’

Billy chewed briefly and swallowed. ‘Oh him.’

‘It’s not every day that you get the leader of the whole world in your front room,’ she replied almost indignantly.

Billy sneered, already cutting more sausage. ‘He’s no more leader of the world than our auntie Ada. He’s a stooge put in place by those aliens.’

‘That’s as maybe,’ Charly stuck her nose in the air, her tasteful forkful suspended in mid-air. ‘What he said made a lot of sense.’

‘What? That we should kow-tow to a bunch of aliens?’ He forked another big mouthful in.

‘He didn’t say that though, did he?’ Charly persisted, finally raising the fork to her mouth and taking the food.

‘He said we’d should stop fucking protesting and do what they say,’ Billy reminded her morosely.

‘He said that they are incredibly powerful; that they are assessing us and could wipe the lot of us out if we don’t watch our step.’ Charly had been very uneasy at that idea. At first it hadn’t seemed real – like the idea of another world war isn’t real – but the things Ron Forsythe had told them seemed more real as she mulled it over more. She couldn’t get it out of her head. What if the lizards were really judging us and decided to wipe us all out? There was probably nothing we could do about it.

‘Pah! Baloney!’ Billy exclaimed, irritably cutting off another chunk of sausage. His face darkened. All this talk of Ron Bloody Forsythe and aliens was spoiling the meal that he’d been looking forward to.

Charly primly sliced another piece of sausage and daubed some mash on to it with her knife. ‘I’m not so sure,’ she muttered, shaking her head worriedly. ‘We’ve seen what they can do. That new hospital the little blue men have put up in no time at all is absolutely amazing. It would have taken us years to build and cost billions.’ She peered across at Billy. ‘They took over without a single shot. Just like that. We’re helpless.’

‘Phhhh!!’ Billy grimaced and forked another mouthful in. He really didn’t want to hear all this defeatist nonsense, especially not coming from Charly.

‘He said that we should back off for a bit and see if they are as good as their word,’ Charly bristled. It was so hard to engage Billy in any kind of discussion. He was so pig-headed.

Billy laid his knife and fork down, face dark and angry. ‘That stupid lackey can say what he likes. If he had his way he’d have us rolling over and inviting them in for a cup of tea. Fucking idiot. They are using his to control us. They want us nice and docile. None of that bollocks was worth the bother!’ He picked his cutlery up. That was the end of it. He wanted to eat.

‘Except he was right,’ Charlene did not know when to stop. ‘That last demo at Clacton was used by a bunch of bully boys. That violence was horrible. And if what Ron Forsythe said is true is playing right into the hands of the people who want to kill us.’

Billy banged his fist down hard on the table causing Charly to jump. ‘Enough!’

He could relax. All the departments were beginning to work. Ron was astounded. How had Chameakegra managed to select the right people to do the job? Then he thought back to what she’d told him about the assessment process. Incredibly, the thousands of crew on the Neff had, using the unbelievable resources of her supercomputer, had somehow analysed the character and abilities of every human on the planet. That’s how they had successfully managed to extract all the ‘bad eggs’. Chameakegra had been able to slot the most capable into place. This world government was as close to perfection as you could get. Each post was carefully selected on their abilities in connection to the role required. Forget democracy and elections. This was obviously a far better process. Except it left him with one unanswered question – how on earth had he slipped through?

Not only were the government departments bedding in to become efficient operations transforming the way government operated with efficiency and resolve that was nothing short of astounding, but the full resources of the Neff had been brought to bear to assist. They all had a supercomputer on tap. Nimble blue Xerces swarmed over construction projects, large lumbering Leff coordinated and manipulated, Giforians, Def, Solarians, Arkers, Marlans, Minorians and Jerb scurried around doing whatever was required. Chameakegra strode around overseeing the project in her intense single-minded manner. This was her baby and she fully intended to see it mature into adulthood.

Of Grrndakegra Ron saw little. The Giforian Commander kept her distance, restricting her operations to the extraction and rehabilitation process. Ron couldn’t tell them apart if he saw them stalking the corridors of New Hope –the name they had given to the World Government building on Turtle Bay that had once been the UN headquarters. But then he couldn’t tell the differences between any of the various races of aliens. It was only when there were a few of the same race together that he was able to discern nuances in facial characteristics. That led to a few embarrassing exchanges in the corridors of New Hope when he thought he had spotted Chameakegra only to discover it was another female Giforian altogether. He’d learn.

The efficiency of government meant that he could relax a little; he did not have to be hands-on with every aspect. He could delegate with a high degree of faith that things would get done properly. In his experience that was remarkable. There was no pulling in different directions. Everyone was on board united behind a shared vision. He’d never worked in an organisation quite like it. All the places he’d worked in had different factions all wanting different things, blaming everything that went wrong on management and doing their best to undermine and place obstacles. Workplaces resembled war zones. This was different. There was a shared vision, trust and efficiency.

With the government working efficiently, even if progress appeared slow because of the immensity of the task, Ron could turn his full attention to countering the protests and attempting to ensure that any ensuing violence did not bring down the wrath of UFOR on them. He could fully focus on Billy Smythe.

The Cleansing 18 (Sci-fi novel)- Chapter 6 continued

I (as Ron Forsythe Sci-fi writer) wanted to create a juxtaposition of a ‘typical’ working class group of friends with that of a professional writer in the setting of an alien invasion. The human race has been judged. Now comes the cleansing – the way to improve the situation. The aliens are bringing in measures to rectify the historical failings of the human race. The locals are watching the alien broadcast in their local pub:

‘Jesus,’ Denby said, his face drawn into a disbelieving sneer, ‘did you see that face.’

‘Ugly buggers, aren’t they,’ Foxy replied.

‘Did you catch that bit about countries,’ Billy said, still staring at the silent TV and shaking his head. ‘Those bastards think they can come along and take our country away from us. They got another fucking think coming. Trying to buy us off with all that guff about how great things are going to be. Pile of fucking horseshit if you ask me!’

‘Countries and democracy!’ Denby scowled. ‘They think they can fucking put their own people in and tell us what to do.’

‘At least they said that they weren’t going to do us any harm,’ Debbie commented whimsically.

‘Yeah yeah yeah,’ Billy sneered. ‘We’ve heard all that before. Every fucking time there’s a coup they fucking tell everyone that it’s all going to be alright – we’re here to put things right’ – next thing you know there’s fucking firing squads, torture chambers and the fucking gestapo.’

‘You saw how they were dragging all those people off,’ Denby threw his weight in behind Billy. ‘Where the fuck do you think they were going – the local beauty parlour?’

‘But they said they’d be right back, they were just er, being er adjusted.’ Debbie replied, looking doubtful but still desperately wanting to believe what the lizard had said.

Billy chuckled. ‘They’re being adjusted alright. Probably their fucking body parts are being ‘adjusted’ into other places.’

‘You don’t need to scare everyone,’ Charlene said sharply. ‘Not in front of the kids.’ Her eyes darted towards the kids, little Billy junior was playing with his cars but it wasn’t hard to see that he was all ears.

Billy grimaced but shut up.

‘Might not be a bad thing if they take all the right people,’ Foxy said with a big grin. ‘There’s a few of them bastards I wouldn’t mind seeing rearranged. I could make a few suggestions about people and parts. That Farage is a dickhead to start with.’

‘First they came for the communists….’ Denby recited solemnly. That was about all he knew.

‘I just hope they open the shops and let the lads get back to work,’ Kathy said miserably. ‘We’ve got to eat, feed the kids and pay the rent. You can’t do that on fresh air.’

‘They said they were going to make everything better,’ Debbie persevered. Everybody looked sideways at her as if she was nuts so she shut up.

‘At least it’s put a stop to all those immigrants crossing the channel,’ John remarked dourly, changing the subject back on to safer ground.

‘Naw,’ Foxy chuckled. ‘We’ve just got ourselves a different bunch of immigrants – Big lunks with scaly bodies!’

‘You’ll be laughing the other side of your head once these fucking reptiles are through with us,’ Billy replied angrily. ‘First they take our bleeding country away…’

Ron was watching the video links carefully. He was weighing it up with what that gaudy lizard had said. It seemed to make sense to him. They were dragging people out of their mansions, not the ones out of ordinary houses. Perhaps they were doing what they said they were and removing the greedy and power-mad. He thought about Jean. He knew she worked in finance and was always crawling with gold. Her Lotus parked in front of their large house shouted something about her income. Then there was George. He lived in the biggest house in the Close. Nobody knew quite what he did for a living but he was never short. Perhaps the lizards were doing exactly what they purported to be doing? Or was this just the start of something more sinister?

Ron wrote about aliens for a living so he was familiar with the usual scenarios. Aliens came in with their massive laser guns and hyperbolic weapons and flattened all opposition. They set up a command post and wiped out all opposition so they could strip the country of everything they desired. That was usually minerals, water, slaves and food – often the inhabitants themselves were the food. That didn’t seem to be the case with this invasion. At least not yet.

If this was an alien invasion it was pretty bloodless. They hadn’t waded in with weapons blazing. They had simply taken over. Even when they were dragging people away they weren’t killing or injuring them. Even their guns were simply stun guns. What was obvious to Ron was that they had the technology to do what they wanted but they weren’t destroying and killing. Despite the fact that we were completely helpless they were spinning us a positive vision for the future. They had no need to do that. Was this just a subtle control mechanism? Were they playing for time in order to consolidate? He could not see it. With their superior technology they were already in complete control. Perhaps he should believe in what they were saying?

Time would tell. So far he was impressed with the rhetoric. Were the actions going to live up to it though?

Grrndakegra patched through directly to the Neff. Her grinning face appeared floating above Chameakegra’s tridee set on her consul in the bridge open to full scrutiny from the rest of Chameakegra’s crew. A deliberate act. She hadn’t bothered to use Chameakegra’s personal connection or give any warning. Chameakegra noted the half-raised crest and blue sheen. Grrndakegra was enjoying herself.

‘Nice speech,’ Grrndakegra remarked as an opening gambit with what could be interpreted as a half sneer. Chameakegra was left not quite knowing if that was meant sarcastically or not. It threw her. But that was the intent. ‘Do you reckon that will do the trick?’ Her face now had evolved into an unmistakeable full sneer.

‘Not for one moment,’ Chameakegra replied evenly, controlling herself with difficulty and not rising to the goading. ‘It’s going to take a lot more than that to win the Hydrans over. But it’s a start.’

‘A start indeed,’ Grrndakegra was openly mocking.

Chameakegra was desperately trying to keep herself from displaying a hint of yellow annoyance. Her eyes narrowed. She needed to take her on and find a suitable retort. She decided to go on the attack and change direction. ‘Can you please ask your troops to try to be less violent with their arrests? Their communications network is alive with disturbing scenes. It’s going to make our task a lot harder.’

Grrndakegra grinned, the blue deepening on her crest. She was loving this. ‘You can’t cook a jebba without cracking shells.’

Chameakegra appeared unfazed. ‘Yes, but you can do it so that it doesn’t look as if you are at least respecting the jebba, not relishing its demise.’

Grrndakegra shrugged. ‘They’re just doing their job. If the Hydrans didn’t struggle and scream so much they wouldn’t have to use force and it’d all be hunky dory.’

‘How long is this operation going to go on for?’ Chameakegra allowed a little yellow annoyance to tinge the tips of her crest.

‘Until we’ve rounded them all up,’ Grrndakegra replied cheerfully. ‘Thanks to your wonderful research we seem to have got around 90% in the first trawl. Pretty good going. But I reckon that tracking down that last ten percent is likely to be a lot trickier. They’ll have gone to ground.’

Chameakegra was not impressed with the false praise. The tone of Grrndakegra’s voice made it quite clear that she was playing with her. It only served to annoy Chameakegra more.

‘The longer the operation takes the more damage it does to our long-term strategy.’

‘It’ll be what it’ll be,’ Grrndakegra grinned infuriatingly.

Chameakegra knew it was pointless continuing down this line. She was just providing Grrndakegra with ammunition. The operation would run its course. No doubt, given time, they wouldn’t track down all the errant Hydrans. Some would have gone to ground or be lost in the system. The raids would throw more fuel on the conflagration but they would just have to ride it and hope that in the long run the Hydrans would see that she was as good as her word and there could be a better future. She just wished that Grrndakegra was on board. She had a distinct feeling that Grrndakegra was actively working against her. But then what could she expect from a Beheggakegri appointment. ‘What is happening to all the Hydrans you are picking up?’ She asked, choosing a different tack. ‘We haven’t completed the lunar installations yet. The installations won’t be ready for weeks.’

‘Holding them in temporary camps,’ Grrndakegra replied almost gleefully. ‘Don’t worry your crest on that one. We’re taking good care of them.’

Chameakegra had her doubts but there was nothing she could say. This joint leadership presented enormous problems. She could not control things. Grrndakegra was a blot on her plans. She made a note to herself to put a jigger up the construction team. The soon the installations were complete the sooner she could prise the errant Hydrans away from Grrndakegra and begin to work on the reprogramming that she had devised. Just by looking at Grrndakegra’s gloating response she could tell she was up to no good. Chameakegra had the distinct feeling that those camps might be counterproductive. A cloud of doubt spread its gloom over her optimism. With hindsight this whole extraction operation seemed rushed. Why had they gone into this prematurely, before everything was fully prepared? That had been Grrndakegra. Was it just that Grrndakegra was a bit gung-ho or was there something more sinister behind it? Too many people wanted this to fail and she had more than a feeling that Grrndakegra was one of them.

‘What’s you next magic step?’ Grrndakegra asked mockingly. ‘Another speech to reassure our compliant Hydrans perhaps?’

‘Normality.’

‘What do you mean normality?’

‘It’s imperative that we get the Hydrans back to work, open the shops and allow normal discourse. Opening the offices and shops will be essential.’

‘Oh yes,’ Grrndakegra actually laughed, her blue deepening and crest rising, ‘I can’t wait to see how they all cope now that their bosses are all taken away and all the hierarchy has collapsed. No government to provide structure. Send them back and it’ll be chaos.’ She seemed delighted by the thought of that prospect.

‘Quite probably,’ Chameakegra replied evenly. ‘We shall see. And not all the bosses are gone – just the corrupt ones. It’ll be a bit of a test to see how the ones who are left handle the situation. Remove the bad loohs and the good loohs rise to the surface. Besides, we’ll lend them a hand.’

‘Or they flounder around and go to pieces without direction.’ Grrndakegra seemed to find that immensely amusing.

‘Some will. Some won’t.’ She was finding this exasperating. ‘They are intelligent and capable you know? They aren’t all corrupt and useless.’

Grrndakegra looked as if she didn’t believe that for one minute.

‘We’ll open up the work, set the transport hub operating and get the media working, under our supervision. We’ll provide support.’

‘That from the Neff then?’

‘Yes.’

‘That’ll work then. You’ve got a massive, well-trained crew and there won’t be too much need for support, will there?’ The tone suggested that Grrndakegra did not expect them to cope.

Neff will handle it. We’ll trouble shoot.’

‘Sounds like a plan,’ Grrndakegra was enjoying herself. ‘Meanwhile we’ll continue mopping up. See how many of the bredlethits we can track down.’

Chameakegra felt herself bridle at the use of the derogatory term but chose to let it ride. ‘We’ll set up an interim Hydran government to reassure the Hydrans that we will eventually leave them to govern themselves.’

A flood of mauve amusement rushed across Grrndakegra’s crest. ‘How you going to form that government given that the bulk of the politicians were among the first on the list?’

‘There were plenty left,’ Chameakegra replied. ‘We have expertise from every government from all over the planet, more than enough to form a global government. Not all of them were corrupt and useless.’

‘And who will lead this wonderful new institution?’

Chameakegra had thought long and hard about this. Who was fit and proper to lead the Hydrans into a new age? Neff had provided lists of well-suited individuals for all government positions. She certainly did not want to set up a similar structure as had failed in the past? Provide fertile ground for greed, nepotism and corruption to flourish? Or was it possible to create something better, built on idealism and altruism? Could she select the right people for the job? She had thoroughly scrutinised the lists Neff had provided her with and made some decisions. ‘We will place a creative in charge; someone who does not seek glory, power or wealth. The very desire to do the job would make them unelectable. We want someone who does not want to do the job.’

Grrndakegra found that highly amusing. She guffawed out loud.  It sounded to her like a sure recipe for failure. ‘Good luck with that.’ She seemed delighted with the way things were going and displayed no interest in involving herself. It filled Chameakegra with a greater determination.

Chameakegra studied the mail with interest. Was it telling her anything she did not already know?

‘Commander Chameakegra, thank you for keeping me in the loop and furnishing me with updates as to your progress. I fully concur with your strategy.  I do wonder if you haven’t started too early. It would have been better to have the facilities set up and rehabilitation started before the extraction. I’m sure those camps will create trauma that will make the process of restoration more difficult. I am intrigued as to whether these violent and avaricious tendencies are genetically ingrained in the species and whether those tendencies can be rectified. The Hydrans are certainly an interesting race and I quite agree with you that the creativity they exude is something that would be valuable to the Federation. I’m certainly enjoying their music and art. Good luck.’

‘One more thing: Beheggakegri seems very anxious to dissociate me from this experiment. I think he’s up to something. I wouldn’t be surprised if he hasn’t placed Commander Grrndakegra there to deliberately sabotage your scheme. Watch your back. Do not worry. I am staying on the case. I am here if you need me. Judge Booghramakegra.’

Surely Grrndakegra would not deliberately do anything too underhand? If that could be proved she’d lose everything. But then there were a thousand ways Grrndakegra could make it difficult without crossing any line. She could easily subvert the entire operation while seeming to be fully on board. Grrndakegra was Beheggakegri’s tool and she knew it. Could she do anything about it though? If Grrndakegra was intent on putting sand in the ointment she could jeopardise everything.

Chameakegra thought that it might be a good idea to check out those camps, get the lunar facilities up and running and press ahead with her strategy. The sooner she could get Grrndakegra away from anything she might cause mischief with the better. Chameakegra really wanted this to work. She was certain that the Hydrans could be rehabilitated. She was even more determined to stop Beheggakegri and Grrndakegra putting a puncture in the plasma field.

The Cleansing 4 – Chapter 1 continued

This is an interesting idea I had of weaving myself into this story. While it is in some ways a ‘tall story’, and sci-fi tale of intrigue, it is also a social comment and political satire.

Completely unsuspecting of the alien operation taking place in the sky above him, Ron Forsythe sat at his desk straining his brain, striving to create a few neuronal sparks. He needed a story, an idea, something to whet his imagination.

Ron Forsythe sought to write Sci-fi in order to shine a light on the human condition. Sci-fi was a vehicle; a canvas without boundaries. He could spread his thoughts in stories that brought human life into focus. In his own little way Ron sought to change the world for the good. Except there were no sparks today. The ground was sterile. He was not enthused by any great illuminatory idea, something to trigger his neurones into action, pique his appetite and set him struggling to catch up with his thoughts. The page remained blank.

Morosely he sat at his computer waiting for the ideas to coalesce, searching for inspiration. He opened his web site to check on the post he had put out that morning. A paltry seven hits. He sighed. His shoulders slumped. He checked his mail. Three new posts. One told him that the post he had put out could not be shared. One offered him a cruise to the Caribbean that he could not possibly afford. One was an automated response from someone he did not know informing him that they’d liked his last post.

That was it. It was utterly deflating. An hour putting together a post and one single like. Telling himself that it did not matter, to keep plugging away, he checked his facebook page. Eleven people he really didn’t know had their birthdays today. Did he want to wish them a happy birthday? No he didn’t. Feeling even more miserable he checked his book sales. Nearly halfway through the month and only three books sold. He’d made £3.92. He peered at the data with furrowed forehead and pursed lips willing it to change. Stubbornly the data resisted his wishes and refused to throw up new sales. Ron decided to check Amazon for signs of more reviews. Same old story. No new reviews to cheer him up. He toyed with rereading the old familiar ones but could not be bothered. Idly he clicked on the newsfeed. He perused the clickbait – wars, chemical pollutants in your own home, a cat with two heads, goats up a tree, why the Western world is decaying into decadence, how to live longer, six new superfoods. Same old same – hardly different to yesterday and the day before. Nothing grabbed him.

He went back to that blank page. Alien Resurrection. At least he had a title. Then he was beset by doubt. Had the Alien franchise released a film of that name? If they had could he use the same title or was it copyrighted? He didn’t have a clue. He was tempted to check on the net but couldn’t be bothered to do that either. He was in a strangely apathetic moody. Nothing seemed worthwhile.

With one last glower at the blank screen he rose and headed for the kitchen to make a coffee Ron was sorely in need of stimulation, anything. If only something unusual, interesting or unexpected were to happen – something to throw him out of this cloying lethargy. Nothing ever happened around here. Life was boring.

Unseen, above him, a massive shielded H-craft, having travelled through hyperspace from the far-reaches of the galaxy, was silently going about its business assessing human beings, sorting them and slotting them into three groups.

Ron sullenly glared at the kettle as it took an eternity to boil. He peered out the window up towards the slate-grey skies idly watching the rain dribble down the window pane. Only another three gloomy months until Spring. Everything was so lifeless and uninspiring. Nothing interesting ever happened. Ron felt like he was living in the dead zone. King Midas in reverse, every single thing he touched turned to shit. Perhaps he should give up trying to write. Nobody cared anyway. What was the point?

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Every time I play this song it takes me right back to Les Cousins and that day in 1969 when Roy had gathered the faithful to make a live recording for the album. I can still feel the nervousness and expectation as I sat at that little table and waited. I so wanted it to be perfect. I’m sure I was eaten up with nerves more than Roy was – although he did break a string in the course of the performance due to hitting the guitar too hard.

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He wanted a fiery live version for the album. As it turned out Roy wasn’t satisfied with what had come out of the gig.

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   Roy was very much aware that it had been hard to generate the required passion for ‘McGoohan’s Blues’ when he recorded in an empty studio. He wanted the ‘White Man’ to be a live recording in front of his own audience and what better place than Les Cousins, the small intimate club where he had started out that became his second home. Amazingly EMI agreed and their mobile recording studio was set up in the club. That is incredible because we now have a recording of the entire show – which later surfaced as Live At Les Cousins.

   The decision to leave the spoken preamble on the record was a dubious one. Roy always likes to talk about the lyrics and explain the ideas within his songs. He wants the inherent meaning to be understood but once you have listened to the introduction a few times it begins to pale. Roy knew that with a title like ‘I Hate The White Man’ it would be easy to mistake what the song was about and he felt the lyrics required explanation. Perhaps that was best kept for the liner notes or the live album?

   This song features Roy and his guitar without any other backing yet he creates a full and complex piece of music. Roy has reverted to normal tuning. The chords are powerful and the voice is clear and pure. As the piece progresses passion builds and builds until it is storming along with Roy hitting those strings with real venom.

   The poem has nothing to do with skin colour. It is all about an attitude. It concerns the empty culture, hypocrisy and arrogance of western society with its violence, avarice and inherent racism. Roy detests the destructive nature of western values. His central premise is that this so-called civilisation took away a natural hunter-gatherer way of life and replaced it with concrete and shackles.

   ‘The land of look and see’ refers to America and Native Americans prior to the arrival of the Europeans.

   Roy is hankering after a simpler life away from this plastic society of drunkenness, guns, teargas and unfulfilling lifestyle. His fury is aimed at the establishment and the lust for power and wealth that not only creates war, enslaving us and taking away our freedoms, but destroys the planet in the process.

   This ‘attitude’ is not confined to those with white skin. There are plenty of our brown, yellow and black skinned fellow human beings who worship the same gods of arrogance and greed, whose media propaganda feed the same lies and maintain the same fallacies.

   Roy envisions a tragic nuclear finale to our violent culture which in the face of the evidence from history will inevitably perish. At the end of the song ‘the shooting star has summoned death’s dark angel from his night’.

  Phew!! Has there ever been a more powerful song filled with such meaning?

   A four or five minute version of this song could have been a hard-hitting single!  It should have been Roy’s ‘Working Class Hero’. It’s a far better song than Lennon’s but with a very similar arrangement and chords. His first opportunity missed I think. 

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Here is a list of some of my top Poetry books (all available in paperback or kindle and some in Hardback):

1 Pros, Cons and PoetryMy poetry is my artillery. Occasionally it is an atomic bomb or two.
It comes to me out of the blue.
I have to write it down quick or it is gone.
It does not stick around long.
These are my thoughts and feelings in poetry and prose.
There’s no con.
These are my essence.
Prose Cons and Poetry. eBook : Goodwin, Opher: Amazon.co.uk: Kindle Store
2 Vice and VerseThis is my second anthology of poems. I do not claim to be a poet. I have no pretensions in that direction. I just like writing. Sometimes ideas and feelings come out as what I describe as poems and sometimes they come out as my version of novels. For me it is all about communication and playing with words.
Words are slippery things, like eels. Their meanings are nuanced. When you put them together they are tinged with other sheen. They wriggle into other forms.
A word is amazing. It is a symbol, sometimes for a very tenuous concept, that we are able to use to touch each other with. We assume that each word we select has exactly the same baggage for everyone else. I doubt it does.
These are not my words. They are borrowed.
The arrangements are mine though.
I have organised them to have a flow, a rhythm and to interact with purpose. Perhaps this will be obvious, but perhaps not.
Some have humour and some are imbued with fury.
I occasionally use my words like ballistic missiles. They deliver a warhead.
I hope you appreciate them. I have attached my other words in the form of extensions to illuminate, exaggerate and confuscate.
Even confuscation can be good.
I write to make a difference – hopefully a positive difference.
Vice and Verse eBook : Goodwin, Opher: Amazon.co.uk: Kindle Store
3 Rhymes and ReasonThis is my third compendium of poems. It’s life through the psychedelic filter of my mind. It’s poems ripped from inside my skull. What reason do we have for existing? What reason? My words are your words. I borrowed them and rearranged them. The meaning is my own.Rhymes and Reason: Amazon.co.uk: Goodwin, Opher: 9781516991181: Books
4 Stanzas and StancesThis is my fourth book of poems.
It is an anthology with poems written in October 2015 as well as some dating back as far as 1970. There is the usual range of topics from environmental rage to religious and political diatribe.
My poems nearly always have a fundamental meaning. I rarely write to merely entertain.
My work is a continuum. The explanations are as important as the poems. They support each other.
I called this one Stanzas and Stances because that is precisely what it is – a collection of poems and words on various issues of crucial importance. I take a position on most issues. I put it in words. That is what I stand for.
Stanzas and Stances eBook : Goodwin, Opher: Amazon.co.uk: Kindle Store
5 Poems and PeonsThere are a range of poems here that date from the 1970s right up to yesterday.
I write poems if I have something inside yearning to be expressed. I can encapsulate it into a succinct form as a poem.
The writing that goes with the poems are every bit as important to me as the poem itself.
My poems are explosions of passion.
Poems and Peons eBook : Goodwin, Opher: Amazon.co.uk: Kindle Store
6 Codas, Cadence and CluesPoetry of anger, fury and passionCodas, Cadence and Clues eBook : Goodwin, Opher: Amazon.co.uk: Kindle Store
7 Rituals, Odes and Mystic AnxietiesThis is my seventh book of poetry. Poetry for me is a vehicle to explore and distil my thoughts, attitudes and feelings. These books are not by any means confined to my poems. Each poem is combined with a section of prose. It is intended to illustrate the issues and expose my inner thoughts. The poems included cover a range of subject matter. They range through nature, love, war, religion and social comment. They express my feelings of anger, despair, tenderness as well as love and war. Life is a wonder. A life unexamined is a life unlived. To be involved is to be alive. As I sit here in my room in Yorkshire I reflect on the state of the planet and the nature of human beings. It is not always a pleasant experience but it is something that I feel needs to be dissected and understood. Thought provoking, mind expanding and personal. We have one life – it’s all down to what we do with it.Rituals, Odes and Mystic Anxieties: Amazon.co.uk: Goodwin, Opher: 9781534803367: Books
8 Poems for Hard TimesThis volume was largely written at the end of 2016 and on into 2017 so it is overshadowed by the scourge of Brexit and Trump. Some of the poems reflect that.
For me overpopulation and the wanton destruction of nature are the two compelling drivers. I perceive that we are destroying the planet and it grieves me. I want some sanity and a universal approach to dealing with poverty, overpopulation, environmental degradation and pollution. Something has to happen fast or it will be too late. Both Brexit and Trump seem to me to be quantum leaps backwards in this regard. They represent insular, narrow nationalistic attitudes based on fear and hatred that are the opposite of the ideals I aspire to.
We can but hope and go on dreaming.
Poems For Hard Times eBook : Goodwin, Opher: Amazon.co.uk: Kindle Store
9 Diddles, Riddles, Enviroscribbles and Political Tribblespoetry on toxic times, environment and politicsDiddles, Riddles, Envirocribbles and Political Tribbles eBook : Goodwin, Opher: Amazon.co.uk: Kindle Store
10 Weaponising of WordsThis is my 10th book of poetry. There are poems about Trump and Brexit, fake news, the universe and broken legs.Weaponising of Words: Amazon.co.uk: Goodwin, Opher: 9781729362198: Books
11 Guns, Rhymes, Elephants and DreamsGuns, Rhymes, Elephants and Dreams is my 11th book of poems. My poems are the distillations of the thoughts, ideas and dreams that come into my head. They are inspired by the world around me – the good, bad and detestable. I write to make the world better.Guns, Rhymes, Elephants and Dreams. eBook : Goodwin, Opher: Amazon.co.uk: Kindle Store
12 Dead Ducks, Own Goals and GreedAs Brexit divides up the country and Tory cuts destroy our public services creating crisis, the environment goes to pot and I become angrier and angrier. It’s all in here.Dead Ducks, Own Goals and Greed. eBook : Goodwin, Opher: Amazon.co.uk: Kindle Store
13 Moroccan Skies, Wonder Whys, Disguise and LiesThis my thirteenth book of poetry. Morocco, the environmental crisis, politics, religion – from my brain cells to the keys and out onto the page – if it inspires me I write it. I distil my anger, fury, frustration and love into words. They mean a lot to me!Moroccan Skies, Wonder Whys, Disguise and Lies. eBook : Goodwin, Opher: Amazon.co.uk: Kindle Store
14 Fana Ticks, Fantast Ticks, Miss Ticks and Poly TicksI have always been intrigued by the fantasy of life, the mystery of the universe, the gross squalid nature of politics, the destruction of nature and the beauty of love. They are the subjects of my poems. This is my fourteenth volume of poems. The stream is continuous.Fana Ticks, Fantast Ticks Miss Ticks & Poly Ticks: Amazon.co.uk: Goodwin, Opher: 9781085921169: Books
15 Dark Matter for Dark AgesThis is the fifteenth book of poetry that I have written. It contains poems written in the course of these dark times. This has been the age of populism, the re-emergence of extreme right-wing fascism, the world of austerity, extreme inequality, climate change, mass extinctions, overpopulation, wars, pollution, extinction rebellion and fake news. But there is still love, beauty, mystery and wonder! It is time we put it right!Dark Matters for Dark Ages: Amazon.co.uk: Goodwin, Opher: 9781706631750: Books
16 A Cosmic Dance Through Life in the PerverseAmazingly this is my sixteenth book of what I loosely call poetry. Some rhymes and some doesn’t – even if it’s meant to! I like to write poetry with bite. But I also like to write poetry that is a celebration of life, love and nature. There are all sorts in this selection. You might find yourself incensed – but you might find yourself inspired or stimulated to think!A Cosmic Dance Through Life In the Perverse: Amazon.co.uk: Goodwin, Opher: 9781655103612: Books
17 Long Ago and In BetweenMy poems are comments on the world that surrounds my inner thoughts and feelings and observations. They are social and political without apology. Nothing is off limits. This was written in the period of Covid – 19. The plague is a focus. My inspiration is Nature and love.Long Ago And In Between: Amazon.co.uk: Goodwin, Opher: 9798643518464: Books
18 Polly Ticks, Squawks, Trumps and ParasitesA collection of poems written in 2020 about politics, Trump, Black Lives Matter and America. For the benefit of my American friends – A trump is a fart!Polly Ticks, Squawks, Trumps And Parasites eBook : Goodwin, Opher: Amazon.co.uk: Kindle Store
19 Poems For the PlanetLockdown in 2020 gave me plenty of time to walk in Nature and appreciate what we have. It also made me aware of the great damage we are doing to the natural world. This is my book of poems dedicated to the planet along with all the creatures and plants that live upon it. One in harmony.Poems For The Planet eBook : Goodwin, Opher : Amazon.co.uk: Kindle Store
20 Random Muses from my mindUnder the spell of Covid I write poems. Rock music, the universe, life, nature, terrorism and suicide bombers, religious fanaticism, drugs, aging, gambling, philosophy, love, tribalism, slavery, racism, quantum physics, statues, celebrity, poetry, words and equality. You’ll find them all in here.Random Muses From My Mind eBook : Goodwin, Opher: Amazon.co.uk: Kindle Store
21 350 Million Oven-Ready World-Beating poemsBoris Johnson, Tory ideology, Brexit, Covid-19, politics in general and the way we are conned by propaganda and lies created by the like of Dominic Cummings. I enjoy myself producing my ditties.There is truth in all of them.350 Million Oven-Ready World-Beating Poems: Amazon.co.uk: Goodwin, Opher: 9798572866094: Books
22 Out of Covid and into The Frying PanThis 22nd book of poetry – another empty gesture! A futile flinging of words against the might of a global propaganda machine. Why not join me for a spell of pointless futility? A bit of meaningless meaning? Or a voicing of protest? You decide.PS – there’s quite a smattering of love and spirituality to brighten up the proceedings!Out of the Covid and into the Frying Pan: Amazon.co.uk: Goodwin, Opher: 9798734652190: Books
23 Visions for the Pits of Love and DespairCommentaries on life, from a planet ruled by psychopaths and sociopaths, in a world of inequality, war, poverty and misery, created by us.
Commentaries on a planet of awesome beauty in a universe of wonder.
Written post Brexit and Trump, in the midst of a pandemic, in a country governed by extremist nationalists led by a clown –
in a world on the brink of environmental catastrophe.
Visions From The Pits Of Love and Despair eBook : Goodwin, Opher: Amazon.co.uk: Kindle Store
24 Escapees from the SixtiesA selection of my poetry written in the sixties.Not yet released
25 Toxic TimesThese are the poems and diatribes that have come out of an unprecedented period of time.
Tory sleaze and corruption. Tory lies and arrogance. Law-breaking, Russian connections and Partygate. PPE scandals, cash for peerages, cash for meetings. Illegal lobbying, profiteering and second jobs.
The disasters of Brexit.
The incompetent handling of covid.
The looming catastrophe of Global Warming.
The horrendous war in Ukraine. The callousness of Putin and threat of nuclear holocaust.
These are indeed TOXIC TIMES.
Toxic Times eBook : Goodwin, Opher: Amazon.co.uk: Kindle Store
26 Crying for UkraineI have collected my recent antiwar poems together into an anthology. These were inspired by the atrocities of the Russian invasion of Ukraine. I have written them over the course of this horrendous war. They chronicle the obscenities and my reactions and feelings. The suffering and destruction I witnessed produced these heartfelt verbal responses.
War is an obscenity.
The perpetrators should all be brought to trial and made accountable.
I write so that we might, one day, become civilised human beings full of compassion not hate. I hope that day is not too far off.
Crying for Ukraine: Amazon.co.uk: Goodwin, Opher: 9798819478189: Books
27 Broken BritainThese are the poems of a madman. Politics makes me mad. Everything is politics.
The establishment uses the media to control us.
The establishment is controlling politics.
My poems try to capture the mad thoughts that go through my head!
After twelve years of Tory greed and lust for power we are all broken. The country is broken. The public services are broken. Children are freezing and starving in Dickensian squalor while multitudes of billionaires and millionaires stuff millions off-shore tax-free.
All I do is write poetry.
Welcome to BROKEN BRITAIN!
Broken Britain: Amazon.co.uk: Goodwin, Opher: 9798358865105: Books
28 More Futile GesturesWhat the world needs now is a book of futile gestures. I look around at the state of the nation – the lies, the greed, the selfishness.
I look at the world out there – the wars, the populist fascism, the threats, the hangings, the misogyny, racism and the struggles for freedom from tyranny.
The media is brainwashing everyone with right-wing propaganda.
You realise how incredibly helpless we all are.
We can’t change it!
But we can make More Futile Gestures!!
More Futile Gestures: Amazon.co.uk: Goodwin, Opher: 9798373765015: Books
29 Poetic Fusion, Fission and Chain ReactionsHere we are in 2023. There is so much going on. We have the Tory Party in complete meltdown over their lies, corruption, sleaze and incompetence. We’ve a mean old Trump either looking into the abyss of prison or an improbable come-back. We’ve a terrible war in Ukraine that’s threatening to either turn nuclear or cause the demise of Russia. We’ve the spectre of Xi looking on and North Korea has gone relatively quiet.
Top that off with the cost of living, poverty and a world that is heating up and you can see that there are more than enough issues for me to get my teeth into.
As the mood strikes me I write.
Most of my poetry has a topical/political/social aspect though I do deploy humour and write poems of love, mystery and nature.
This volume is a varied batch as usual. They are the topics that went nuclear in my head.
Poetic Fusion, Fission and Chain Reactions: Amazon.co.uk: Goodwin, Opher: 9798850321321: Books

  Thank you for looking. Why not try one or two? And please leave a review! Cheers Opher