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Tommy Cooper Quotes – An hilarious man – not so much quotes as jokes.
Some people have such a personality that they are larger than Life. Tommy Cooper was like that for me. I only had to see him and the tears would be rolling down my cheeks. It wasn’t just the jokes, it was his persona, his facial expressions and the way he did it. There was an absurdity to him, a vulnerability and a pathetic appeal.
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
I can visualise him saying it.
You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said ‘Parking Fine.’
That bewildered expression.
So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me ’Can you give me a lift?’ I said ’Sure, you look great, the world’s your oyster, go for it.’
The fez on the head.
Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet – it was a marriage of convenience!
I was watching the live television show where he collapsed and died. He went out to a standing ovation. Can’t get better than that.