The Pornography Wars – backcover blurb

Whaty do you think? Does it give too much away?

The Pornography Wars – backcover blurb

The Pornography Wars takes political satire and social comment (with a liberal dash of humour) into a new dimension.

Is human history nothing more than a film set for an alien pornographic soap opera?

Is all human culture nothing more than an alien psych-master’s program?

What happens when the aliens argue over the future of pornography on their tridee sets?

What is going to happen to the future of human beings?

The New Roy Harper Book – Ruminating on Roy Harper.

I need a little help here. I have been working on a rewrite of my Roy Harper book with a view to publishing it in the next couple of weeks. I am finally approaching the end and it is coming along really well. I’m enjoying doing it.

I should be finished in the next couple of days.

I have just turned my attention to the back cover and started jotting down some thoughts. I would greatly appreciate your thoughts and suggestions. Below are four rough proposals. Do any of them work? What needs doing?

Any ideas welcomed.

Blurb

 

1967 was a momentous year for me. I was eighteen, boiling with hormones, angst, sex and rebellion. In the prefabricated world of the dedicated followers of fashion I was the rank outsider, too extreme to fit into the norms of the ‘in crowd’ with their Carnaby Street flares and neatly trimmed long hair and collections of top ten hits. With my shoulder length hair, Zen and head full of Kerouac’s crazy zest for discovery I was the acid tongued hipster more attuned to the psychedelic jungle of London backstreets, blues clubs and all night adventures than a sixth form common room.

I wanted to let rip. I was young, wild and bursting with idealistic fervour.

The world was my playground, my university, my mystical, infinite source of wonder and awe. Life was there to be burned. I had to grapple with it, wrestle it to submission and screw answers out of it.

That was the year I met and befriended Roy.

 

Blurb 2

 

This is the story of a friendship that has spanned 50 years. I first met Roy Harper in 1967 when he was first starting out. We became friends and I have been present at nearly every important landmark down the years from St Pancras Townhall, Abbey Road Studios, The Royal Albert Hall, The Rainbow, Hyde Park, the Royal Festival Hall and a hundred and fifty gigs thrown in for good measure. I’ve written books with him and travelled the country.

This is the story of that relationship. It throws light on all aspects of Roy’s life and puts it into perspective with my own. Roy’s life is one hell of a story.

 

Blurb 3

 

This is the story of a friendship that has spanned 50 years. It puts Roy’s incredible life and career alongside that of my own. From those first meeting in 1967 through to today I have described his music and life through my eyes and placed it alongside that of my own.

It’s one hell of a story.

 

Blurb 4

 

This is the story of a friendship that has spanned fifty years. It tells the tale of two lives that have connected.

It gives perspective to an incredible life, paints pictures of the times and provides personal insight.

Nobody has lived life more than Roy Harper. This book traces the highs and the lows of a colourful existence – the music, loves, tragedies and successes.

This is me looking back over my life and his and examining them in depth.

The Blues Muse – my new book on Rock and Blues – The blurb – I need your views.

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I need some help.

I am presently working my way through editing this book. I’m still finding it fun even though I find editing extremely difficult. I really have to focus and work at it. It does not come naturally.

Fortunately I have help from my friend Chris and my wife Liz. They are brilliant. I am processing their suggestions.

Last night I woke up with an idea for the blurb for the back. I’ve written it out below. The original blurb follows. The question is do I go with the new one (first) or old one (second) or amalgamate the two?

I’d welcome your views.

Blurb

I was in conversation with my friend Mike Green discussing how good it would be to have a time machine to go back to all the wonderful moments in Blues and Rock history; to be there when it happened. To see Tommy Johnson busking and Robert Johnson in that tavern, to catch Elvis in small theatres and The Beatles in Hamburg, Howlin’ Wolf in Chicago and Hendrix at the Speakeasy.

It was then that I realised I did have a time machine. My knowledge, experience and imagination enabled me to be everywhere in time and space. All I had to do was create a witness and set him free.

My ‘man with no name’ takes you on that journey. He was there. He saw it all, was part of it all and loved it all.

This is a novel of the History of Blues and Rock through the eyes of a man who breathed the air, tasted the food, slept in the beds and lived the music.

 

Or

 

Blurb

 

This is the real story of Blues and Rock told through the eyes of the man with no name, the muse, the witness. You’ll be there with Charley Patton in Mississippi, with Son House teaching Robert Johnson to play, then with Robert at the crossroads, with Elvis recording in Sun Studio, Little Richard battling it out with Jerry Lee Lewis, Muddy Waters, Howlin’ Wolf and Elmore James in Chicago, Bob Dylan in Greenwich Village, The Beatles in Hamburg and the Cavern and a thousand more.

This paints the main events in full colour with background and social context, not as a set of dry facts but as a novel through a series of self-contained vignettes. A few liberties have been taken but the spirit is true.