Lousy Trade Deals and the Brexit Boat!

This boat is another of Johnson’s daft ideas. We saw enough money wasted in London on his silly white elephants – Olympic Orbit, garden bridges, routemaster busses and Boris bikes, water cannons and now a hugely expensive yacht!!

Money means nothing to this fool.

He cuts the budget to overseas aid so people starve and wastes billions.

We were promised that leaving the EU would mean lucrative trade deals – all we’re getting are lousy ones. I can’t see how a hugely expensive yacht is going to land us better trade deals. Another daft idea!!

Another fine mess you’ve got us into!

Johnson’s Brexit Yacht Gets Sillier All the Time – YouTube

The Glorious Future!

We were told it was going to be a glorious future. We would save billions! The NHS would finally be funded properly!

The EU was holding us back from lucrative deals with the rest of the world!

We threw out decades of cooperation and friendship.

We were told about wonderful ready-made deals, world-beating futures and a glorious future.

We were told that the Union was safe.

We were warned that all the warnings were project fear.

Well trade has gone through the floor, the oven-ready deals were not there, the union is breaking up, Project Fear is becoming Project Reality.

Our fishing and farming is in ruins.

Great stuff Cummings and Johnson. But at least all your mates made a lot of money out of it!!

We’re looking forward to hormone-rich beef and chlorine-soaked chicken!

The Tories are taking control of the BBC, they own the papers, they are changing the boundaries – and they think they can get the British Public to believe anything!!

The saddest thing is that they are probably right!

Brexit Trade Deals – Chris Riddell cartoon

Once we had free trade with our neighbours, seamless, with no tariffs or red tape.

We threw it away.

Now we have restrictions, tariffs and mounds of red tape.

Instead of shipping goods a few miles across the channel we are looking to ship it to the other side of the world. As if that makes any sense?? The extra costs?? The extra fuel used?? The extra transport?? The extra greenhouse gasses and pollution?? The extra time???

Does this make any sense??

On top of that we are now beginning to see the effects of these wonderful new deals with those glittering opportunities – the opportunity to buy food smothered in chlorine and stuffed with hormones. The opportunity to retire all our hill farmers and crofters. The opportunity to destroy more rainforest abroad. The opportunity to pay more for less. The opportunity to employ more customs officers. The opportunity to fill in forms. The opportunity to duplicate all the work we were doing with our neighbours (at huge cost). The opportunity to fall out massively with our friends.

Thanks John Peachey for sending it through.