Straw and Rifkin – Politicians with snouts in the trough!!

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Mr Straw – £5000 per day????  The Tories are cutting benefits so that some people don’t get that a year!!!   Where is your integrity??

Mr Rifkin – you deserve to be paid an enormous salary because of your standing??  You must be joking. Your standing is that of a public servant.  Have you no shame??

And they wonder why people are sick of the greedy, selfish, warmongering establishment!!

Maybe Russell Brand is right!!  But then that lets the Tories in and that’s the worst of two bad options!!

I’m disgusted!!! They are an arrogant bunch of self-seeking bastards!

Opher offers speeches for a cut-price £4,900 a day. Cheap at half the price! Don’t employ a lousy politician for more when you can get someone cheaper and better!

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Why employ a burnt out politician for £5000 a day when you can get the services of an experienced, interesting, outspoken, maverick professional for a mere £4900?

I can talk for England, IndiaMandi and the mean mandolin and Slovenia! I can do any subject under the sun! I’ll even talk aliens!

I’ve got a lot of jokes – here’s one – Cameron! (He’s the biggest joke I know).

Putin made an unexpected stop off in France. On the way in customs questioned him:

‘Occupation?’ they enquired.

‘No – only visiting,’ Putin replied.

See – you could have all that and more for the cut down rate of £4900. I’ll even do BOGOFFs!

Get in their quick. I’m sure I’ll soon have a full calendar!