Why employ a burnt out politician for £5000 a day when you can get the services of an experienced, interesting, outspoken, maverick professional for a mere £4900?
I can talk for England, India
and Slovenia! I can do any subject under the sun! I’ll even talk aliens!
I’ve got a lot of jokes – here’s one – Cameron! (He’s the biggest joke I know).
Putin made an unexpected stop off in France. On the way in customs questioned him:
‘Occupation?’ they enquired.
‘No – only visiting,’ Putin replied.
See – you could have all that and more for the cut down rate of £4900. I’ll even do BOGOFFs!
Get in their quick. I’m sure I’ll soon have a full calendar!