To the tune of Robin Hood:
Theresa May, Theresa May
Striding through the land
Theresa May, Theresa May
With her hideous band
She robs from the poor to give to the rich
What a bitch
What a bitch.
What a bitch
She called up her advisors
To dine at number ten
They vowed to help to fool us all
They created all the trouble
On the English country scene,
Drank and laughed and had a ball
Theresa May, Theresa May
Striding through the land
Theresa May, Theresa May
With her hideous band
She robs from the poor to give to the rich
What a bitch
What a bitch.
What a bitch