It’s The Capitalist Way! Poetry.

One upon a time things were simple. Everything was nationalised and a service was provided. You did not have to think about it. If you had a problem with your electricity you rang the electricity board, likewise with gas and water. But not now. It’s all been privatised. Now the gas board offers electricity. Foreign firms run the rail and services. It’s supposed to be competition to bring the prices down. Except it doesn’t work. The prices keep going up and up. If you’re a loyal customer you get hammered. You join on a deal and then they put the rate up. If you haven’t got your eye on the ball you get taken to the cleaners.

So every year I find myself having to remember the dates for renewal and which company I’m now with and spent a glorious day on the phone listening to a robot giving me options. For my car insurance, TV package, House insurance, Gas, Electricity, internet, and crap. I have to have all my details and negotiate a deal. The alternative is to be taken for a ride.

Speaking of which – if I go on the train I have to book three months in advance and if I miss that specific train I have to pay again at an exorbitant rate.

My whole life is a nightmare of keeping tabs on everything. I have to keep a data base and plan my life out. Oh for the simple life.

Let’s renationalise!! It’s cheaper and better!!

 

It’s The Capitalist Way

 

Well my water’s with my gas

And my electricity comes from France.

My gas is Russian –

Contacting them leads me a dance.

I’m paying through the nose

To give bosses a big bonus.

Every time I use the train

I have to take out a loan as

The costs keep going up

To keep the profits rolling on the bus

For we are unwilling prisoners

In a system not designed for us.

 

Every single year

I spend hours on the phone

Switching to stay afloat

As cynical businessmen

Treat me like a dope.

Why can’t we take it back?

Cos it’s driving me out of my wits.

I’m sick of paying over the top

To a bunch of stinking rich gits.

 

Opher 8.1.2018

Life has become unnecessarily confusing.

I must admit that there are times when I am not the most organised of people. But right now I am confused. My telephone has stopped working and my Sky+ has stopped working. They may well be interconnected. I am not sure who to contact.

At one time I got my electricity from the electricity people.

My gas from the gas people.

My house insurance from the house insurer.

My water from the water board.

My internet from the internet people.

TV from Sky. (I know, I know – I’m embarrassed).

Now you shop around and get them from elsewhere through Go Compare sites.

I now get my electricity from some place abroad that sells gas, likewise my gas from the water board and water from the electricity. I can’t even remember who my car and house insurance are with! I’m not sure what will happen if I get a breakdown.

My internet comes from BT – I think – but it could be Sky – I think I changed!

I change so often I can’t keep up. I always think I should keep a central record of who I’m with and when it runs out but I never do!