Cummings is running
Cummings is running the country,
Cos Johnson just can’t be found.
So much for the charmer!
He’s hiding from Starmer!
So he has just gone to ground.
So Cummings is running the country
Where the Covid 19 does abound.
Says he will fix it,
With a tough Brexit –
Selling us off by the pound.
Oh no! Cummings is running across the country!
And Johnson still can’t be found!
The daggers are out!
It’ll be one long bout!
So Cummings will never get crowned!
(And a bloody good job too!)
Opher – 24.5.2020