Yes we offer you the best deal the very very best deal – a great deal.
Just dump Huawei
Put tariffs on China
There’s nothing wrong with chlorinated chicken
Dump your environmental laws
Beef full of hormones is great
You’ll love our GM food
We’ll shower you with our drugs
Privatise your NHS and let our drug companies in.
Do away with your labour laws – zero hours and low wages are great
Who needs holidays??
Who cares if the goods have to travel a few thousand miles?
You’ll love our American goods.
Of course you’ll get a good deal – the very best! Just do what you’re told and toe the line!!
We’ve a special relationship – we say jump and you ask how high!