20 Tory Promises

We the Tory Party promise to:

1.  Continue stealing your wages (particularly if you work in the Public Sector)
2.  Continue to steal your pensions
3.  Create crisis in the NHS
4.  Create crisis in law and order
5.  Create crisis in social care
6.  Create crisis in education
7.  Create crisis in Local Authorities
8.  Create crisis in prisons and courts
9.  Create crisis in the railways
10.  Create crisis in Mental Health
11.  Create crisis in the armed forces
12.  Privatise at every opportunity
13.  Ensure bankers and executive have tax cuts
14.  Ensure the wealthy get big bonuses and pay rises
15.  Ensure you can never own a home
16.  Mess up Brexit
17.  Shut down your Youth Services
18.  Shut down your libraries
19.  Have more pot-holes in roads
20.  Pull the wool over your eyes