Douglas Adams Quotes.

The great Douglas Adams was the master at creating Sci-fi humour. He died much too early. Such a great shame.

He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naïve incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which.

That sums up a lot of human activity.

The contradictions that people are able to hold simultaneously in their heads.
I like deadlines – they focus my mind.
Me too. I wouldn’t change a thing.
So lay off the chips and crisps! I must remember that.
We need an amazing architect!
I think bricks do hang for a fleeting second.
I think it must have already happened.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

It certainly goes at different speeds at different times.

You live and learn. At any rate, you live.

True for all of us. If we could only learn from our mistakes.

We are stupid.

The last time anybody made a list of the top hundred character attributes of New Yorkers, common sense snuck in at number 79.

I’m surprised it got in at all.

He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it.

I hope so.

Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.

Bad news and stupidity.

Ah, this is obviously some strange usage of the word ‘safe’ that I wasn’t previously aware of.

How often have we found that?

The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair.

Everything can go wrong. That’s a law.



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