‘Limeys are starting to displace Canadians and Swiss as the most annoying and irritating people on the planet. It seems that just about every Limey I encounter has an opinion on America and Americans, whether asked for or not. You’d think that they’d know that opinions are like assholes in that everyone has one, and the vast majority of them STINK.
Limeys in particular deserve particular hostility, as they are, by and large, the biggest hypocrites on the planet. They sit back, sip their fucking tea, chew on their fucking crumpets, and wonder aloud why everyone else in the world can’t be just like them: Tolerant, patient, enlightened, cultured, and full of other nice shit. Huh?
Even though we SAVED THEIR ASSES during WW2, do you think those pricks and snotty bitches realize that? FUCK NO. It’s funny how a correlation can be made between countries that play incredibly boring and stupid sports share anti-Americanism as their national pastime, for example:
The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland – Football, being limp-wristed, and America-bashing.
Canaduhhh, I mean, Canada – Ice Hockey, being limp-wristed, and America-bashing.
Federal Republic of Germany – Football, tailgating at high speeds, and America-bashing.
Russia – Football, Ice Hockey, and America-bashing.
See what I mean?
Reading the history of Britain and the British Empire puts all true crime stories to shame. A HUGE chunk of the world’s ongoing problems and controversies can be deposited directly on the doorsteps of the lime-suckers. Seen the Crown Jewels lately? Did those come from a Welsh coal mine? Did the British build a global empire by working and playing nice with others? FUCK NO!
Read about what the British did to the Irish over the years, and you’d be surprised if every single Irish man, woman, and child didn’t want to join the IRA. The Limeys and others say Americans are genocidal, yet their various campaigns in Ireland over the years can easily be interpreted as being genocidal in intent, if not outright practice.
And, my favorite topic of all…SLAVERY!!! Why is it that Americans are widely “credited” with slavery when it was YOU FUCKING LIMEY ASSHOLES that started it? Oh, not just you; the French, Spanish, Portuguese, and several others had that particular institution going for many centuries before the first shots of the American Civil War were ever fired.
There! I vented my spleen for the time being! To be honest, some of the finest people I’ve ever met were fucking Limeys; you’re not all bad, but too many of you are assholes! Fuck you!
I hope you have a pleasant day, and evening too, lol!’
Then there is the personal abuse:
Opher, you are a two-faced git.
You are a classic toady toad. Some might say an arsehole.
You have no intergrity or credibility.
If it isn’t that it’s pedantic nitpicking:
The phrase that Lennon was known to recite was not as published above, but was actually “the toppermost of the poppermost” as in top of the pops and not top of the tops! The following “bottommost of the bottommost” can only magnify that the writer never realised what Lennon’s mantra actually was!
Who would have thought that putting out your thoughts would open such a can of worms?