Donald Trump addressed a major gathering of the American Indian Nation.
He spoke for almost an hour about his plans for increasing every Native American’s present standard of living. Though vague in detail, he spoke about his ideas for helping his “red sisters and brothers.”
Afterwards, the Tribes presented him with a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name, “Walking Eagle” which he proudly accepted.
After Trump left, a news reporter asked the chiefs how they came to select this name. They explained that “Walking Eagle”
is the name given to a bird so full of shit that it can no longer fly.