Yes – I suffered all the birth pains! I don’t know why all you mothers out there make such a fuss about it! Your births only took a day or two at most; mine took weeks and months.
I can’t even begin to tell you the pain, the sweat, the agonising. How I squeezed each syllable out, each page, until the whole book plopped out into the world and took its first breath of life.
To hold it in your hands and know that only you has given birth to such a wonder. You peer at it and study its perfect little lines, its image staring back at you with unseeing eyes. It reaches out to you. It coos with pleasure.
The feeling inside is incredible. This is the fruit of your neurons. It’s skin is so beautiful. But every parent thinks theirs is the most beautiful. But mine are.
I am a single parent! Life is hard. I had to do the conception all myself too! That is so hard.
I have so far pushed forty five tiny offspring through the birth canal of my qwerty. They live and breathe. Nineteen are doing alright in the world. They are Amazons. The others still need some attention and are languishing in the incubator a while longer until I can lavish some care on them and take them out in their Moses baskets to meet the world. Do not fear. They will be alright in the end.
Each one is a marvel. They are all so different and yet they are all so very much like their mum. They have my psychology.
I mother them like a broody hen. I father them protectively. Should anyone threaten them I will defend them to the hilt. They are my babies!
Now all my babies need is the perfect delivery! Go to the page, click on the desired treasure and the midwife will bring it to your door and deliver it through the letter box.
Then you can hold it in your hands and marvel at it. You will be holding one of my babies!
It’s so hard when they leave home!
But you know you have to let them go! They have to have a life of their own!
Still – there are plenty more where they came from! I find the prophylatives take away the sensation so I never use them. There are more being conceived even as I speak.
I’m off for another spurt at my qwerty. I’ve a feeling it will prove fruitful.
Please give a good home to my babies. They were conceived with love and passion but I canhttp://www.amazon.co.uk/Opher-Goodwin/e/B00MSHUX6Y/ref=la_B00MSHUX6Y_pg_1?rh=n%3A266239%2Cp_82%3AB00MSHUX6Y&ie=UTF8&qid=1424423866’t possibly give them all the attention they need! They need personal loving care!