Johnson’s Snake Oil – an oven-ready deal!
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It isn’t dear!
You can trust me
Two for the price of three!
It’s for real!
An oven-ready deal!
I’m no cheater;
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Cummings brewed it
The cunning git.
Says it’ll cure anything –
From impotence to golfer’s swing.
Buy Johnson’s Snake Oil here!
It isn’t dear!
You can trust me
Two for the price of three!
Opher – 24.6.2020