Letter from Kurt Vonnegut to a High School class.

Matt sent this through. I thought it was brilliant and had to share it.

Kurt Vonnegut is one of my favourite writers!

In 2006 a high school English teacher asked students to write a famous author and ask for advice. Kurt Vonnegut was the only one to respond – and his response is magnificent: “Dear Xavier High School, and Ms. Lockwood, and Messrs Perin, McFeely, Batten, Maurer and Congiusta:

I thank you for your friendly letters. You sure know how to cheer up a really old geezer (84) in his sunset years. I don’t make public appearances any more because I now resemble nothing so much as an iguana.

What I had to say to you, moreover, would not take long, to wit: Practice any art, music, singing, dancing, acting, drawing, painting, sculpting, poetry, fiction, essays, reportage, no matter how well or badly, not to get money and fame, but to experience becoming, to find out what’s inside you, to make your soul grow.

Seriously! I mean starting right now, do art and do it for the rest of your lives. Draw a funny or nice picture of Ms. Lockwood, and give it to her. Dance home after school, and sing in the shower and on and on. Make a face in your mashed potatoes. Pretend you’re Count Dracula.

Here’s an assignment for tonight, and I hope Ms. Lockwood will flunk you if you don’t do it: Write a six-line poem, about anything, but rhymed. No fair tennis without a net. Make it as good as you possibly can. But don’t tell anybody what you’re doing. Don’t show it or recite it to anybody, not even your girlfriend or parents or whatever, or Ms. Lockwood. OK?

Tear it up into teeny-weeny pieces, and discard them into widely separated trash receptacles. You will find that you have already been gloriously rewarded for your poem. You have experienced becoming, learned a lot more about what’s inside you, and you have made your soul grow.

God bless you all!

Kurt Vonnegut Jnr on Humanism – from ‘If this isn’t nice, what is?

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Kurt had a light way with words that struck my funny bone. This is a short extract:

‘I am incidentally, honorary president of the American Humanist Association, having succeeded the late, great science-fiction writer Isaac Asimov in that utterly functionless capacity. We Humanists behave as honorably as we can without any expectation of rewards or punishments in an afterlife. We serve as best we can the only abstraction with which we have any real familiarity, which is our community.

We had a memorial service for Asimov a while back, and at one point I said ‘Isaac is up there in Heaven now.’ That was the funniest thing I could have said to an audience of Humanists. I rolled them in the aisles. It was several minutes before order could be restored,

If I should die, again God forbid, I hope some of you will say ‘Kurt’s up there in Heaven now.’

That’s my favourite joke.’

Go buy the book – you’ll love it.

Kurt Vonnegut Jnr – If this isn’t nice, what is? Not so much a review as a reminiscence.

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I have always loved Kurt Vonnegut. He is a writer who manages to write about serious issues with a light touch and much humour.

‘If this isn’t nice – what is?’ is a very short book that is a collection of his addresses to students. There is some repetition and it was never intended for publication but I enjoyed it immensely.

Here’s a few quotes I picked out:

‘Goddam it, you’ve got to be kind.’

‘The good earth – we could have saved it, but we were too damn cheap and lazy.’

It is practically a law that you have to be a Conservative or a Liberal.

‘If some of you haven’t really decided, I’ll make it easy for you.

If you want to take my guns away from me, and you’re for murdering fetuses, and love it when homosexuals marry each other, and want to give them kitchen showers, and you’re for the poor, you’re a Liberal.

If you are against all those perversions and for the rich, you’re a Conservative.

What could be simpler?’

So I discovered that in American society I am a Liberal.

This book is full of great insight and humour. It only takes ten minutes to read!