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Should Great Britain lay claim to the USA?

Well now we’ve got Trump laying claim to Greenland, Canada and the Panama Canal, perhaps it is time that Great Britain reasserted its claim to the USA?

We should send a gunboat and oust the scurvy terrorists who took over! They have no right! The USA is a British colony.

We have far more right to the USA than the USA does over Greenland or Canada!!

I am sure that most sane Americans would welcome Britain’s common sense and intelligence. They are mad for someone to bring some sanity back into play. They are thoroughly fed up with all the craziness. The would welcome the grown-up’s taking charge.

We could start by Canada, a British partner, assuming control. Then the British government would take over and bring intelligence and common sense to bear. America could be great again with somebody intelligent in charge.

Britain would clean up the mess, sort out the racism, sort out the gun craziness, put the religious nutcases back in their boxes and create a pleasant dynamic multicultural society!

Think.

You know it makes sense!

Canada? Greenland? Panama? Is this what Megalomania looks like?

So he won’t rule out using military force against his own NATO allies?

Is this dementia?

Just think, if he actually does make a move against Greenland or Canada we could find ourselves at war with the USA! That’s the reality of the NATO treaty.

Greenland is sovereign. It’s part of Denmark and has been since 1814. Denmark is part of the NATO block. Any intrusion into the sovereign land of a NATO country automatically initiates a response from all NATO countries – The UK, France, Germany and others would be duty-bound to wade in and protect that country.

This is absurd!

Canada is part of NATO too. Canadians have no wish to become part of the USA, to be relegated from a fully autonomous country into the status of a mere state. They certainly don’t want to be subsumed into the gun-crazy, religious-extremism of what is rapidly becoming a basket-case of poor education, mad conspiracy and complete stupidity – a festering racist, Nazi madhouse!

Has America gone completely nuts?

Perhaps the UK should reactivate its claim to the whole of America, take it over and bring some sanity back into play?

We’ve got much more right to it than the USA has to Greenland or Canada!