Another John Phillips poem from Shorts and Shots:
Coalition 2010
A clanging gong.
Bong!
Caring Conservatism.
Bong!
The Big Society.
Bong!
Hard-working families.
Bong!
All in it together.
Bong!
Georgie
Grubby little piglet
Snuffling in his trough.
Wants to eat up everything
And still can’t get enough.
Clegged
Signed a pledge
With empty talking.
Sold his soul
He’s Dead Man Walking.