Numbers for the new religion Opherism have tripled in an hour!
That’s right! There are three times as many Ophs as there were an hour ago!
At this rate we will take over the whole planet in a day and a half.
I predict, assuming the rate of expansion in numbers continues at the same rate (and I have no reason to expect otherwise) that in one day we will have 16 million followers – 16,000,000 Ophs. In just 38 hours we would have 8 billion. Now as there are only 7 billion people on the planet I am confident that everyone on this planet will be an Oph by Tuesday lunch-time!
Won’t that be great?
No more war! No more poverty! No more eco-catastrophe! Harmony, peace, love and friendship for everyone and everything!
I told you it was possible!