Abbot
An abbot is a father who isn’t a father. He’s the head of a monastery in charge of a bunch of celibate monks. So there’s little chance of him being a father at all.
Abbots spend their days organising silences, talks with fictitious supernatural beings, sitting around and getting into bad habits.
Despite tales of debauchery with nuns they are not supposed to think about their todgers at all let alone touch them. They have to go to bed wearing boxing gloves.
The Abbot may also organise the brewing of lethal beers and wines. These are in no way to be used for pleasure or intoxication. I’m not really quite sure why they do brew the stuff if they are not allowed to enjoy it.
OMG! I spit coffee all over my screen when I read about the boxing gloves! I’m still laughing! You’re a real card. 😀 I SO needed a good laugh this morning. You were just what the doctor ordered!
Glad it made you laugh. That was the intention. Cheers Opher