He Exits in Disgrace and Stupidly makes Comparisons to Roman Tyrant!

Very apt for the greedy, inept buffoon. He mentions Cincinnatus who was a Roman military leader who came out of retirement to lead the Romans in ousting an invasion, as if he is himself looking to come out of this imposed retirement to lead us again. I bloody hope not! We’ll call him next time the country has need for an inveterate liar, a lazy idler, or an incompetent buffoon. Until then he can ruffle up his hair and shamble around his three million pound estate and work on shovelling hay into his loft until he catches up with the likes of Cameron and Osborne.

He forgets to mention that Cincinnatus was considered a virtuous man. The very opposite of the philandering clown who brings dishonour to everything he touches and has lived a life of dishonesty and gluttony.

He maybe has something in common with Cincinnatus though. The man was a prime elitist runt who believed that he had a right to live in luxury while the plebs were kept in their place! – Cincinnatus was an opponent of the rights of the plebeians (the common citizens) who fell into poverty because of his son Caeso Quinctius‘s violent opposition to their desire for a written code of equally enforced laws.

So glad to be rid of this incompetent, dishonourable, liar in chief.

Scrutiny and accountability – Boris Johnson heads back to the fridge!

You have to laugh – except this is serious stuff. This man lies. He likes to make up his own accounts and they are usually farcical and far from the truth. We’ve had enough of his oven-readies, world-beatings and ready-mades. We’ve had enough of his boasts about ‘Getting Brexit Done’ and ‘Beating Covid’.

In case he didn’t know Brexit has turned into a nightmare and Covid is still with us. He engineered a terrible deal with the EU that is a disaster for us and he’s handled Covid appallingly. As for Care Homes, Cost of Living, Tax Rises, National Insurance Rises, Sexism and Misogyny, Cronyism, Criminality, Partygate, Russian Donors, Illegal Lobbying, Second Salaries, Pornography in the House, Illegal Donors, Cash for Secret Meetings and the rest of this sleazy, corrupt government’s operations – I can see why he doesn’t appear on TV and wants to hide in a fridge.

Stormy politics ahead!

MET, Gray, Energy, Brexit, Cost Of Living, Petrol, Tax, National Insurance, Russia, Covid.

All that and a clown in charge!! A liar, a chancer and a useless incompetent.

Still there!!

Britain used to be held in high esteem for its honourable ways and trustworthiness. But that was a while ago.

Poetry – Aliens Ate My Homework! Boris Johnson’s Excuses!

Aliens Ate My Homework! Boris Johnson’s Excuses!

There is a Prime Minister’s code

That Johnson smashed through.

The man is an incompetent clown

Along with all his crew.

He doesn’t care about the truth,

Just lies through his teeth.

A hollow shell with no integrity;

No honour underneath.

All the immoral sycophants

Are falling into place.

While the liar arrogantly crows

With a smile upon his face.

Opher – 31.1.2022

He feigns contrition and pleads for another chance.

They calculatedly weigh it up. Is their best chance of being re-elected to back this lying fool? Will he regain his popularity? Could anybody else get through to the public in the way Boris Johnson does?

His excuses for his lies are pathetic. They are on a par with ‘aliens ate my homework’. But people love him.

Is there anybody else who could take his place and give them a better chance?

It’s all wrong.

These Tory MPs are looking at themselves. They are not looking at the country. They are not thinking about how we might make things better. They are not looking at good government. Just popularity!

They are not thinking about us at all!!

That is what is wrong with Tories! It’s naked greed!

Poetry – Trust Me!!

Trust Me!!

Trust me!!

                I’ll fix it!!

                                You can take my word.

I knew nothing,

                Honest!

                                That would be absurd.

I got Brexit done!

                I beat covid!

                                I’m so great!

Who would have thought

                That parties

                                Would seal my fate.

Every liar

                Meets

His Waterloo.

The police

                Are investigating.

                                They think I’m through.

But I’m

                A slippery

                                Piece of shit.

I’ll fool everyone;

                I’ll get

                                Away with it!

Opher – 31.1.2022

Boris Johnson leads a charmed life. He breaks laws, he breaks rules, he lies and lines his own pockets. He makes a mess of everything he does, is utterly useless and a cheat to boot. He’s an arrogant slovenly slob. He deliberately ruffles up his hair because it’s an image that fools like. Yet people forgive him everything and vote for him.

He paints a false picture and people swallow it.

Brexit is a disaster.

We have the worst record on Covid in Europe and it hasn’t gone away.

He’s wrecked our public services.

He’s taken sleaze and corruption to a new level.

He’s responsible for huge price rises, tax hikes and inflation.

It’s blither, bluster and blunder.

When there’s a crisis he hides.

When there’s a photo op he’s in high vis.

Yet many people still make excuses for this self-serving, arrogant, imbecile!