The Tories have been accused of an epidemic of lies at their conference.
Lies, Spin and Deception
Lies, Spin and Deception
Cheaper prices,
A glorious NHS
Everything will be Better!
Make Britain
Great again!
Even make
The water wetter!
Controlling our borders!
We’ll take back control!
Ship them off to Rwanda!
Make Britain whole!
Cheaper prices,
A glorious NHS
Everything will be Better!
Make Britain
Great again!
Even make
The water wetter!
Immigration the great bogie-man
To xenophobic Brexit man
Promised in the tens
Is now pushing a million!
Seizing back control
Has become a matter of opinion!
Cheaper prices,
A glorious NHS
Everything will be Better!
Make Britain
Great again!
Even make
The water wetter!
We’ve got Brexit
To thank
For making us
Secure!
It only costs us
Forty Billion!
We’ve got
The Brexit
Cure!
Cheaper prices,
A glorious NHS
Everything will be Better!
Make Britain
Great again!
Even make
The water wetter!
Opher – 27.5.2023
So despite the promises of getting immigration down to the tens of thousands we are pressing a million immigrants! So much for seizing back control!
We’ve driven out good, cheap EU nurses, doctors, carers, fruit pickers, chefs, midwives, electricians, plumbers and HGV drivers without a clue of how to replace them.
Training takes years if you can find the British people who want to do the jobs.
Who’d train to be a nurse where the chief skill is how to use a food bank?
Which British people are falling over themselves to wipe old peoples’ arses or be bent over in the rain and cold cutting broccoli on minimum wage?
So we pay more, pull in less-skilled workers from Africa and India, let fruit rot in fields, pay tariffs on what we import and have endless strikes while people like Johnson, Farage, Rees-Mogg, Theresa May, Cameron and Osborne (the architects of this disaster) pull in millions!
Sheep to the abattoir
Sheep to the abattoir
The sheep, on their way to the abattoir,
Believe that at the end of the journey
There will be green pastures
And an easy life,
As they slip their ballot paper
Into the box.
Opher – 9.9.2020
Words, much bragging, lies, promises, sleight of hand – He calls it a Budget!
According to the Tories everything is rosy, they’ve put in more money than anyone else, we are better off than all the other countries – stop bleating!
Then how come everything is broken, the economy has tanked and we’re all in the shit?
You can always tell when a Tory is telling lies – you can see their lips move!

HG Wells was obviously thinking about Johnson, Sunak and the Tory Party!

The true strength of rulers and empires lies not in their armies or emotions, but in the belief of men that they are inflexibly open and truthful and legal. As soon as a government departs from that standard it ceases to be anything more than ‘the gang in possession’ and its days are numbered.
This present gang in possession have plumbed the depths of sleaze and corruption. Their greed, lies and outrageous corruption knows no bounds.
The worst in history. They will be remembered with shame.
Their lies, dogma and greed have broken Britain.
A sticking plaster for a broken neck
Fools are Fooled
Fools are Fooled – a poem

Fools are Fooled
The gullible are roused
By the glib gamesman
With the gift of the gab
To suit a gnat’s attention span.
‘The threats from outside
Not from within.’
He tells them sincerely
While raking it in.
He watches them all
Through podgy piggy eyes.
Rubbing his hands
With disdainful disguise.
All too easy to play this game –
Fooling the punters –
Feeding them lines
Feeding the grunters.
Down through the centuries
The stupid are played
With statistics and fears
Cunningly displayed.
The men with the power
Pull all the strings.
While the ignorant sheeple
Keep taking it in.
They sneer as they speak
Knowing they will win.
People too stupid
To know where to begin.
They crow and they strut
Secure in their power
While the losers all pray
To their ivory towers.
Opher 17.6.2018
Well Trump was my model for this poem. His arrogance and disdain are so openly expressed. That is unusual. Most of the bastards keep it hidden. I think his sheer disbelief that he is getting away with it has created an open contempt. He thinks he can get away with anything.
We can be sure that there is at least one person in America who is getting incredibly rich with each passing second. He gloats about it.
One day we will wake up and stop putting people like this in charge.
Tory Brexit for Broken Britain
Lies
Lies
All false.
Just a front.
Actions of a lazy grunt.
Every word
That goes by;
Every deed – a lie.
They never intend
To sort things out
They don’t care.
Smugly grasping,
Arrogantly pocketing,
Spouting that they’ll make things fair.
Empty words,
In soundbites,
Designed to deceive.
Delivered
With feigned concern
To make us believe.
Part of
A system that exploits
The poor.
They design it
So that we
Get no more.
The rich
Get richer
While the poor starve.
If they had
Their way
They’d cut that in half.
All the promises,
Glibly delivered,
Are nowt but lies
They talk
About levelling up
While robbing us blind.
Unpick
Their lies
And what do you find?
Lies! Lies! Lies!
Opher – 25.6.2022
During these past twelve years of austerity the wealthy have increased their wealth enormously. Huge multi-million contracts have been handed out willy-nilly. Massive salaries have been given freely to ‘the right people’. Huge multimillion bonuses have been given to those at the top. Many Tory MPs are pocketing huge sums for lobbying, second jobs, telling secrets, or dividends. Huge sums are being deposited tax-free abroad.
Those at the bottom are systematically blamed. We have to have pay freezes in order to save the economy.
We are promised sunny uplands, Brexit dividends, levelling up.
We receive tax hikes, massive inflation, a cost of living crisis, energy bills through the roof, petrol prices rocketing and wage cuts.
Power companies and oil companies are creaming off incredible profits.
Aren’t you as fed up with these lies as I am??
Oven-ready, world-beating lies!!
Lies
Lies
All false.
Just a front.
Actions of a lazy grunt.
Every word
That goes by;
Every deed – a lie.
They never intend
To sort things out
They don’t care.
Smugly grasping,
Arrogantly pocketing,
Spouting that they’ll make things fair.
Empty words,
In soundbites,
Designed to deceive.
Delivered
With feigned concern
To make us believe.
Part of
A system that exploits
The poor.
They design it
So that we
Get no more.
The rich
Get richer
While the poor starve.
If they had
Their way
They’d cut that in half.
All the promises,
Glibly delivered,
Are nowt but lies
They talk
About levelling up
While robbing us blind.
Unpick
Their lies
And what do you find?
Lies! Lies! Lies!
Opher – 25.6.2022
During these past twelve years of austerity the wealthy have increased their wealth enormously. Huge multi-million contracts have been handed out willy-nilly. Massive salaries have been given freely to ‘the right people’. Huge multimillion bonuses have been given to those at the top. Many Tory MPs are pocketing huge sums for lobbying, second jobs, telling secrets, or dividends. Huge sums are being deposited tax-free abroad.
Those at the bottom are systematically blamed. We have to have pay freezes in order to save the economy.
We are promised sunny uplands, Brexit dividends, levelling up.
We receive tax hikes, massive inflation, a cost of living crisis, energy bills through the roof, petrol prices rocketing and wage cuts.
Power companies and oil companies are creaming off incredible profits.
Aren’t you as fed up with these lies as I am??
Oven-ready, world-beating lies!!