Space – the final frontier!
A battle with claustrophobia
A few short jokes that tickled my fancy!
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows on too high. She looked surprised.
We have a mirror factory. I can totally see myself working there.
Never date a tennis player – love means nothing to them.
My friend gave me his epi-pen as he was dying. It seemed important to him that I should have it.
Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
You don’t need a parachute to go sky diving. You need a parachute to go sk diving twice.
I entered 10 of my puns for a competition but none won. No pun in ten did.
Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.
A giant fly is attacking the police station – I’ve called the SWAT team