Apologies to those trying to contact me. I am still blocked out of my email.

It appears that someone has been trying to access my email account so they want me to verify it. This involves all manner of information. Ridiculous. I’ve filled in what I can but they still won’t verify.

Anybody got any ideas? It’s driving me mad!!

Junk mail tells a story.

I have just emptied my junk mail box. I found the contents fascinating.

Seemingly I have lots of Asian and Latino girls who can’t wait to get their hands on me. I am wanted by model agencies and people want to sell me penis enlargement and Viagra.

I have hundreds of free spins on lots of casinos, free bets and enticing odds.

I am offered lots of wonderful credit card deals and payday loans are exorbitant prices (Presumably so that I can pay off the debts from the bets I have been putting down).

Supermarkets want me to set up accounts, take out cards and arrange home delivery – with various enticements.

Then there’s the gentleman from Ghana who wants to transfer $12 million into my account.

Well obviously I was highly tempted but there was only one I was interested in. I eagerly await my 50% of that $12 million.

What is this all telling us about the world we live in?