According to the Tories everything is rosy, they’ve put in more money than anyone else, we are better off than all the other countries – stop bleating!
Then how come everything is broken, the economy has tanked and we’re all in the shit?
You can always tell when a Tory is telling lies – you can see their lips move!
After twelve years of Tory cuts and austerity Britain is totally broken. Nothing works.
These corrupt profiteers have robbed our nurses, doctors, teachers, posties and other public services to give millions to profiteering Tory donors like Baroness Mone.
They have broken Britain in order to give money to their rich chums. It’s time we put it right and kicked these sleazy, corrupt profiteers out of office forever!!
KICK OUT THE CORRUPT TORIES!!
Brexit is just one example of Tory dogma and incompetence, lies and stupidity.
Have you all noticed the way that the Tories respond when challenged on anything? Whether it’s the NHS falling apart, education in dire straights, the police force not functioning or any of the public services that they have cut to the bone for twelve years. They proceed to tell us how many billions extra they’ve put into it, how many extra personnel, how many more buildings. So it’s never their fault after twelve years of mismanagement and savage cuts. It must be the fault of the people in the services!
The ruin of the public services, with their massive recruitment problems, poor service and demoralised staff, is the direct result of twelve years of pay cuts, cuts to services and poor government management. The Tories believe that all public services are a waste of good money, money that should be given to wealthy businessmen.
Boris’s Lament
You kicked me out, you bastards!
Threw me in the gutter!
I tell one teeny lie;
Down comes the shutter!
Just a bit of fun.
But I got Brexit done, didn’t I?
Even if it’s a fuck up.
Might cost us all a fortune
Cleaning the mess up.
But I got Brexit done.
What’s a hundred thousand deaths?
I got us all through covid!
I blustered my way through –
Splurge of Latin, dash of Ovid.
Didn’t kill everyone.
Who cares about the Care Homes?
Or all the lies I told?
Who cares if I’m leaving broken Britain
Shivering in the cold?
I’m the chosen one!
I brought in loads of food banks,
Brought the NHS to its knees;
But I had loads of parties
And really had a wheeze.
Filthy lucre by the ton.
You’ve given me more than I can take:
I still want it all!
No need now to redecorate;
Paper’s coming off the wall.
Now my race is run.
You kicked me out, you bastards!
Threw me in the gutter!
I tell one teeny lie;
Down comes the shutter!
Just a bit of fun.
Opher – 4.9.2022
This inept, immoral buffoon has run roughshod across every shred of decency left in politics. His legacy is a completely broken Britain. The public services are wrecked. The media is controlled. The wealthy have been raking it in as poverty creates misery. We’re heading for a totalitarian state.
Brexit was an absolute mess. The cretin negotiated the worst deal possible and has left the country weaker and poorer.
Covid was a nightmare with dithering Johnson going too late, too early and coming up with a raft of useless hugely expensive schemes that merely put huge sums of money in wealthy peoples’ pockets. He was bailed out by the vaccines.
This dithering clown has been receiving massive freebies from Russian oligarchs and lining his own pockets and is now off for a life of luxury leaving us to starve and freeze.
His legacy – BROKEN BRITAIN!!!
Some choice eh?
Not that it matters. The rabid looming of the Tory fascist ERG call the tune and the country is in rags.
Neither of these two really care and neither will sort the mess out. They’re both sitting pretty!
Shame the nurses can’t give a few speeches and pull in a million or two or don’t have a fancy donor to provide crates of £180 wine, or luxury houses and holidays. Shame Shame Shame.
Employ more Police
They’d better employ more police
Cos we’ve got nothing to lose;
We’ll have to fight back.
It’s a divided world,
Giving us the blues,
Gotta give these politicians the sack.
Which side are they on?
It’s us that vote them in!
A bunch of self-serving liars!
Two-faced and deceitful;
Promises ooze out of their skin.
Supported by the shires.
We can see who they represent
As the rich get ever richer;
The poor starve and freeze.
Superyachts and dirty slums,
Yes we get the picture.
Time to get off our knees.
Yet time and time again we vote them in
As they tell us one thing, then do another
Siphoning the cash in one direction.
Time to kick them all out!
To look out for our brother
And start the insurrection!!
Opher 29.7.2022
They promise the earth and always do the same – look after themselves and the rest of the elite.
So the Tories tell us that it’s global factors beyond their control as their assembly line churns out billionaires and paupers.
The rich have never had it so good – the cash is flooding in. The poor have never had it so bad, huddled in the cold, eating from food banks.
Always nothing to do with the government – factors beyond their control.
Unfairness and inequality rules.
People are fools.
They still love Boris though they can see he’s a self-serving lying conman. They still love Trump though he’s taken everything he can and given billions to his chums. They still support a system that creates billionaires at the expense of death and poverty.
While a tiny elite gather in more than they could ever need the vast majority scratch a living out of what’s left. They give us just enough to keep us quiet.
But the gap is growing, yawning, widening as the poor are squeezed and the rich become bloated beyond reason.
This is the system they are selling us. It’s called capitalism.
They tell us there is no choice. The media scream it.
Socialism never works. Fairness and equality is failure. The poor deserve to be poor and the rich deserve to be rich. It’s for the best.
They dangle the impossible carrot that you can be like them! It’s a lie! Who would want to be? It’s immoral. It’s disgusting. You’d need to be a monster to know that you are responsible for mass suffering.
So as the wealthy, greedy bastards ransack the planet, destroy the forests for profit, rape the seas and sell us their baubles, we pick up the bill.
Equality and fairness are a dream.
Time to rebel!!
