Out of blind panic they are promising anything and everything. Fortunately the public have been through this before. All the Tory promises come to nothing – from Brexit busses to Levelling up it’s all smoke and mirrors.
Formed by the rich, for the rich, that’s what they do. They rob from the poor, needy and public services to give bonuses, handouts and tax cuts to the wealthy. For them tax is discretionary.
Now they are making promise after promise knowing they will not be elected. Labour have to beware the landmines being lain.
The fractious Tories are ripping themselves apart, riddled with greed, racism, corruption and sleaze, they are desperately trying to orchestrate some distraction. Making mountains out of molehills to turn the attention away from the billions and billions of their own illegal VIP Lane crimes.
They give away billions to their chums with illegal VIP lanes.
They pay gigantic salaries to their chums like Dildo Harding with incompetently run schemes like the Covid App and other useless Covid ventures.
They give out billions in contracts to their chums in fictitious contracts for fictitious firms, or subcontracted work – wasting billions sleazily, corruptly on the likes of Lady Mone and Hancock’s landlord.
They misuse NonDom status to avoid paying tax on millions of income.
They use insider knowledge to move firms abroad in the expectation of Brexit and make millions.
They use insider knowledge to advise corporations on how to avoid paying corporation taxes.
They use the tax avoidance schemes they failed to plug to move their ill-gotten gains offshore to avoid paying tax.
They sell peerages, lobbying time and questions to the highest bidder.
When their lies are exposed they head off into the distance chortling as they fill their lofts with hay for advisory roles, speaking contracts and book deals – making millions for themselves out of the suckers like us.
Then they try to manufacture a smear against Angela Raynor with a concocted story based on the fact that she may have moved in with her boyfriend before selling her house!!
These Tories have no shame!! Like Trump they lie and cheat with impunity. Getting away with murder!!
They are still hoping to pull a miracle out of the bag but, at last, the public has seen through their incompetence and corruption. They want rid of these greedy, self-serving, arrogant fools before they do any more damage to the economy and public services.
I don’t think that the hugely expensive Rwanda folly or tax bribes are going to work.
Boris Johnson’s self-interest power-grabbing Brexit put the most extreme bunch of nationalists in charge of the country.
Johnson proved beyond doubt what we all knew – that he was an idle, useless, lying, incompetent windbag.
The ERG set about purging the Tory Party of anybody who was not radical enough and so Kenneth Clark, Rory Stewart, Philip Hammond and their ilk were ousted.
We were left with an incompetent bunch of extreme right-wingers – the nastiest of the nasty – Priti Patel, Kemi Badenoch, Jacob Rees-Mogg and a supporting cast of incompetent twats – Liz Truss, Peter Bone, Nadine Doris, Chris Grayling, Jeremy Hunt, Michael Gove and Dominic Raab.
The Tory Party was effectively taken over by the insane asylum.
They’ve proceeded to apply their dogma and hatred of foreigners to the detriment of the British people.
The tabloid propaganda machine orchestrated by the Sun, Express, Mail and BBC, has cheered them on with bursts of xenophobic racism and a chorus of phoney patriotism.
Their stupidity and racist policies have resulted in huge losses and damage to the economy. massive inflation, austerity, pay cuts, destruction of public services, cost of living crisis coupled with corruption, sleaze and handouts to Tory donors.
Brexit has been a disaster for the country. Johnson a lying scarecrow. Sunak an insipid jerk. The ERG a bunch of despicable self-serving extremists who are lining their own pockets at our expense.
Yet the population of Britain has lurched so far to the right, has such a xenophobic/racist streak, that they are prepared to put up with all this and many of the Express and Mail reading working class still vote Tory and talk about how lovely Boris is. This gives the loathsome Tories hope.
I despair.
It is glaringly obvious what we should do (apart from a revolution). We should vote out these greedy elitists so they can make their millions elsewhere and rejoin the Single Market and Custom’s Union ASAP!
We can then renationalise water, power and rail, take the obscene profits back from the foreign bankers and investors, apply windfall taxes, properly pay our key workers and properly fund our public services.
In my opinion, anyone who votes Tory is either a complete brainwashed dork or a raving racist/xenophobic elitist.
Thrown out in disgrace for lying to the House. He should have been kicked out well before for lying to the Queen, lying to the public, cynical betrayal, idleness, general incompetence and cavalier law-breaking.
Like Trump he thinks he is a law unto himself.
In Borisland all that matters is Boris.
Right from the moment he cynically decided to break Britain and go for Brexit just so he could have a shot at being PM you could see he was a selfish, bombastic, greedy narcissist.
Fuck charisma. It’s competence that counts.
He lied to everyone about oven-ready deals and sunlit uplands. He promised to get Brexit done and everything would be great. Typical for the bumbling fool – he didn’t have a plan or think it through. He seemed to think that if he just said it then it would magically happen.
A conman without a clue selling an old banger as a Ferrari.
What with illegal proroguing and lying to the Queen he got off to his usual start and usual standard – ie. morally corrupt.
Then we get on to the real corruption: the cronyism, the nepotism, the cash for questions, backhanders, donations, money for honours, wallpaper, boxes of ridiculously expensive wines, meals, luxury holidays.
The covid – vacillating between complacency and panic, ignoring the Cygnus report, too slow, too fast, chucking money around to Tory donors, Dildo Harding, Hand Cocks landlord, apps that didn’t work, Track and Trace. VIP lanes awarding contracts to people who didn’t even know what PPE was instead of using existing firms. Moonshots and eat out to help out. Splashing our money without thought.
We clapped for nurses, they saved his life, then he shafted them!
No money left for the public services or posties; it was all wasted on Brexit and Tory donors. Billions are now deposited (tax-free) in the Cayman Islands.
He was partying while everyone was being fined for walking the dog and was denied visits to dying relatives.
One law for Boris another for the rest of us.
When he met his comeuppance he set off to make his fortune stuffing millions away in the bank. He still took his MPs pay though even though he was abroad doing lucrative speaking and business deals (How much this year? 8 Million?). He’s missed 167 votes in the House. So much for representing his constituents. Being an MP isn’t even a part-time job. It seems that £86,500 salary as an MP is so petty you don’t have to even turn up let alone do anything. I bet the nurses would be happy to work for half that – and they’d turn up and work every day. Just imagine if they decided not to bother going in but to go around abroad doing other work?
What a scrounger!!
The saddest thing is that there are still people out there who are prepared to defend this immoral, lying, incompetent, greedy, idle, self-serving, over-privileged tub of lard!
History will show how this populist narcissist broke Britain! He’s done more damage to our economy and standing abroad than Covid and Suez combined.
I heard today that he got the big calls right. Bollocks! He had no choice or made disastrous choices.
Brexit he lied about and negotiated a disaster.
Ukraine happened and he saw a chance to play at being Churchill.
Vaccination was due to the drug companies and dug the incompetent twat out of the hole he was digging with Dildo and Hand Cock.
He shouldn’t just be kicked out of parliament; he should be locked up. He’s cost us tens of Billions and broken Britain! There should be full accountability!
It is Wednesday. I love Wednesdays. On Wednesday we can put the heating on for an hour. It melts the ice on the windows. You can still see your breath though!
I bet I know what we’re having for dinner today; potato stew!! I know that’s what it is because we have it every day. Dad bought a sack of potatoes. We don’t peel them like we used to because Mum says that the skin contains all the goodness.
Mummy is very naughty. She swears a lot. She says naughty things about Liz Truss. I don’t know what she is talking about. Liz Truss is our new Prime Minister. I don’t think mummy likes her. She says she’s worse than Boris. Mummy says she’s a cross between the Ice-Queen and Attila the Hun. I know who the Ice Queen is. She was not nice at all. I don’t know who Attila the Hun is though. Daddy won’t tell me. He says ‘Just ignore her’. It’s hard to ignore her when she swears such a lot.
Daddy says he would like Boris back. Mummy says he’s an effing moron! I thought Boris was funny. I liked it when he got stuck on that zip wire waving those Union Jacks. Mummy said that he should stick those flags where the suns don’t shine. There’s lots of places where the sun doesn’t shine so I don’t really know what she means.
Mummy says that ‘Fat Cat energy bosses getting £15 million bonuses while people freeze is obscene’. Daddy says Boris would have sorted it. Mummy says she doesn’t know what possessed her to marry someone without a single brain cell in his head.
Daddy says that Liz Truss will sort the cost of living crisis. Mummy suggests that killing off half the population through hypo … hypotermites, or starvation is not exactly sorting the problem. Daddy says she’s daft. The Tories know what they are doing. Mummy says she knows what they are doing too. She says they are giving tax cuts and bonuses to the effing rich. They are a bunch of cnuts. I don’t really know what that word means and daddy won’t tell me. I think it’s very bad and that Mummy is very naughty. If she’d said that in school Mrs Iverson would have sent her to the Headmistress. I’m trying hard to remember all these words Mummy says about Liz Truss because Billy thinks I’m really cool when I repeat them to him at break-time.
Anyway, Mummy and Daddy seem to know a lot about politics. Mummy says that it’s Boris Johnson who gives us potato stew but I think it’s Daddy. She doesn’t always get it right.
Mummy and Daddy don’t agree about Boris or Liz Truss. Mum says that if she had to choose between the pair of them and a bucket of shit she’d choose the bucket of shit any day – at least it’s good for the roses.
