Words, much bragging, lies, promises, sleight of hand – He calls it a Budget!

According to the Tories everything is rosy, they’ve put in more money than anyone else, we are better off than all the other countries – stop bleating!

Then how come everything is broken, the economy has tanked and we’re all in the shit?

You can always tell when a Tory is telling lies – you can see their lips move!