Scientists do not know what they are doing!
Electricity doesn’t work!
Evolution and the Big Bang – Ha!
They’re just a bunch of berks.
We know the sun goes round the Earth
And that the planet’s really flat!
The bible says it’s Adam and Eve
So that’s the end of that!
Scientists do not have all the answers
Or the missing link.
They argue amongst themselves
So we don’t know what to think!
We don’t trust scientists at all;
We’d rather trust our wits!
Global warming, deforestation?
We don’t believe the shits.
Scientists are a bunch of twats
They haven’t got a clue.
They don’t know what they’re talking about
No more than me or you.
For I believe in faith
It’s far better than fact.
It doesn’t have to make sense
Even if details are all lacked.