We stopped at a pottery and they specialised in rare ducks and geese with a few emus thrown in for good measure. I had to take some shots. Not what you expect at a pottery.
Black swans were doing mating displays. 
Geese, Ducks and Emus.
Emus? Oh, I geddit…. Rod HULL!
Nice one!!
That first one looks like a turkey. What is it?
Dinner!
There were five or six of them – could have a feast! I love goose!
It’s a weird goose! There’s no end to the type of thing I find fascinating enough to take a picture of.
with “were” (ref 5 or 6) perhaps being the operative word …
I utterly deny I never touched them. I stuck to the marsh-mallows – they are very sticky.
Grammar, dear boy, grammar! That translates as otherwise!
It crept into me pocket, guv. I never not touched them.