Is the Johnson ‘wife’ beating nothing more than a ploy??

Has Johnson callously dreamed up yet another stunt to appeal to the Tory electorate??

Is the whole incident of girlfriend bashing nothing more than a ploy to appeal to the sexist Tory electorate – the ones who think women should know their place and be subservient – like clearing up the mess after their slobs of husbands/boyfriends have poured red wine over the sofa? That women who protest should be firmly put in their place?

I think it might be!!

Or is Johnson just jealous of Mark Field and trying to outdo him?

Whatever – I’m confident the Tory members (the 0.2% of the population who will decide our next government) will make the wrong decision! After all, they are Tories.

Just what we need – a cool head over Iran, Iraq, Yemen, Sudan and the like – people who can keep their temper, never waver and are great at diplomacy!