New Tory Cabinet Reshuffle  – Meet the new Tory Cabinet:

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I had an idle minute for this juvenile silliness.

New Tory Cabinet Reshuffle  – Meet the new Tory Cabinet:

Prime Minister – Prime Minister, First Lord of the Treasury, Minister for the Civil Service, and Minister for the Union

Dishi Wetfacesmarmy

Deputy Prime Minister

Daft DeTwit

Secretary of State in the Cabinet Office

Nutin Twynears

Chancellor of the Duchy of Lancaster

Gredy Person

HM Treasury – Chancellor of the Exchequer

Robin Ublind

Minister of Corruption

Plen T Ovit

Home Secretary

Callous Anawful

Ministry of Defence   – Secretary of State for Defence

Duh Hooami

Minister of Water

Puze Aplenti

Ministry of Justice – Lord Chancellor and Secretary of State for Justice

Vip Lanes

Department for Energy Security and Net Zero – Secretary of State for Energy Security and Net Zero

Oily Gasman

Department for Science, Innovation and Technology   – Secretary of State for Science, Innovation and Technology

Iva Noidea

Department for Levelling Up, Housing and Communities – Secretary of State for Levelling Up, Housing and Communities

Whokares Anyway

Department for Levelling Up, Housing and Communities – Minister for Intergovernmental Relations

Haha Umustbjokin

Department of Health and Social Care – Secretary of State for Health and Social Care

Penny Budget

Department for Parties and being an Arse

Boris Piffle

Office of the Leader of the House of Commons – Lord President of the Council and Leader of the House of Commons

Iluv Trakterpawn

Office of the Leader of the House of Lords – Leader of the House of Lords and Lord Privy Seal

Lord Spinan Lies

Government Equalities Office – Minister for Women and Equalities

Mach Oflogem

Department for Business and Trade – Secretary of State for Business and Trade

Fock Dewurquers

Department for Business and Trade – UK Export Finance – President of the Board of Trade

Wot Wurk

Department for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs – Secretary of State for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs

Green Noway

Department for Work and Pensions – Secretary of State for Work and Pensions

Wurque Toodeaf

Department for Education – Secretary of State for Education

Baktu Fyftes

Department for Transport – Secretary of State for Transport

Pothol Bluze

Department for Culture, Media and Sport – Secretary of State for Culture, Media and Sport

Propa Ganda

Cabinet Office – Minister without Portfolio (Cabinet Office)

Watam Idoin

A few Cartoons to cheer me up!!

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Lying Tories, Burner Phones, Corruption, Sleaze, Global Warming, Populism, Profiteering, Callous arrogance, Taking back control, Breaking the country, Covid-19, controlling the BBC, taking over the media —

It’s all there!!

Thanks Chris Riddell and John Peachey.

Boris Johnson – the Gaffe Man.

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No wonder they keep the gaffe man out of the way and only allow him to read scripted broadcasts – he’s a liability. Mt Motor Mouth thinks he’s being funny!! But his stupid remarks have big repercussions and reveal quite clearly what is going on in his head – it’s not nice!!

Thankfully the public are beginning to see through the veneer of fun to the cynical, over-privileged Billy Bunter underneath. This man is a dangerous blunderer!! He’s a cynical chancer!! A lying exploiter!!