I had an idle minute for this juvenile silliness.
New Tory Cabinet Reshuffle – Meet the new Tory Cabinet:
Prime Minister – Prime Minister, First Lord of the Treasury, Minister for the Civil Service, and Minister for the Union
Dishi Wetfacesmarmy
Deputy Prime Minister
Daft DeTwit
Secretary of State in the Cabinet Office
Nutin Twynears
Chancellor of the Duchy of Lancaster
Gredy Person
HM Treasury – Chancellor of the Exchequer
Robin Ublind
Minister of Corruption
Plen T Ovit
Home Secretary
Callous Anawful
Ministry of Defence – Secretary of State for Defence
Duh Hooami
Minister of Water
Ministry of Justice – Lord Chancellor and Secretary of State for Justice
Vip Lanes
Department for Energy Security and Net Zero – Secretary of State for Energy Security and Net Zero
Oily Gasman
Department for Science, Innovation and Technology – Secretary of State for Science, Innovation and Technology
Iva Noidea
Department for Levelling Up, Housing and Communities – Secretary of State for Levelling Up, Housing and Communities
Whokares Anyway
Department for Levelling Up, Housing and Communities – Minister for Intergovernmental Relations
Haha Umustbjokin
Department of Health and Social Care – Secretary of State for Health and Social Care
Penny Budget
Department for Parties and being an Arse
Boris Piffle
Office of the Leader of the House of Commons – Lord President of the Council and Leader of the House of Commons
Iluv Trakterpawn
Office of the Leader of the House of Lords – Leader of the House of Lords and Lord Privy Seal
Lord Spinan Lies
Government Equalities Office – Minister for Women and Equalities
Mach Oflogem
Department for Business and Trade – Secretary of State for Business and Trade
Fock Dewurquers
Department for Business and Trade – UK Export Finance – President of the Board of Trade
Wot Wurk
Department for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs – Secretary of State for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs
Green Noway
Department for Work and Pensions – Secretary of State for Work and Pensions
Wurque Toodeaf
Department for Education – Secretary of State for Education
Baktu Fyftes
Department for Transport – Secretary of State for Transport
Pothol Bluze
Department for Culture, Media and Sport – Secretary of State for Culture, Media and Sport
Propa Ganda
Cabinet Office – Minister without Portfolio (Cabinet Office)
Watam Idoin