Poetry – Oven-ready



We’ve got an oven-ready microbe infecting everyone.

It’s a world-beating virus more deadly than a gun.

We’re building track and trace – the envy of the world.

Just like our PPE and app – it’s genius unfurled.

You can’t blame us for locking down too late!

It’s all those bally scientists determining our fate.

We might have forty five thousand deaths but you can’t blame us.

We’ve never told a single lie. Haven’t you seen our bus?

We’re from Eton. We know what’s best!

Bullingdon boys – forget the rest!!


Opher – 19.7.2020

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