Gullibility of the No-Dealers
We don’t need no NHS
Sell it to the Yanks.
We don’t need no industry
Give it to the banks.
We don’t need fresh chickens –
Chlorine is good.
We don’t need no fairness
Save that for Robin Hood.
We don’t need no immigrants
They really have no merit.
They might make us lots of money
But we have Dunkirk spirit!
We are British through and through
We’ve no need for the others.
They should all stay where they are
We are not their brothers.
We’ll sell our souls to the world
We’re going to make a killing.
We’ll sell at a cut-rate price
And make a merry shilling.
We don’t need no EU!
What have they done for us?
We’re better off on our own
Not on that Euro bus!
We can take eggs out of omelettes
We think it will be easy.
Survived the blitz didn’t we?
It’ll all be fine and breezy!
We like zero hours contracts
And the joys of austerity!
We don’t care about our pensions
In this land of the free.