In the toy-box

In the toy-box

Here’s my light sabre

                And my Darth Vader kit.

                                Oooh I forgot to take it off

                                                I’m still wearing it!

And here’s cowboy outfit

                With those nicely polished colts.

                                A nice black suit for me

                                                White for those goody dolts!

They gave me that big red button

                Nuclear written on it.

                                Says love to Kim Jong-Un

                                                Told me not to press it.

Keep it somewhere safe

                In case of an emergency.

                                Gifts from Putin

                                                North Korea or Xi.

Not sure what that’s about;

                They’re all buddies of mine.

                                Leave it all to me

                                                Everything’s fine!

Where the hell have I left it?

                I’ve checked the shower with the secret docs

I know!

                                                It’s with the toys in the old toy-box.

Opher – 15.11.2024

I don’t know about you but it sends chills through me to think that that overgrown child has control of the nuclear button.

I hope there are some safeguards and there is an adult in charge!