Cliches for Cummings (captions instead of actions)
There are lessons to be learned
But I’m proud of what we’ve done.
We’ve been working twenty four seven
To produce a system that is second to none.
We’re world beating
With an oven-ready deal.
Full of cliché-ridden obfuscations
(but really the action’s nil!)
If you want a soundbite
I’m your man!
I cook ‘em up
Right here in my frying pan.
I might be poor on actions
But I’m sure good at captions!
A track record
That does not instil confidence.
Political decisions
Ignoring all the evidence.
Guided by the science??
You must be joking son!!
It’s Dominic Cummings
Who’s running this one!!
Opher – 22.6.2020