Never mind! Putin will probably send a few nuclear devices to warm us up!!
I went to the fish and chip shop yesterday. It was open! They weren’t on strike!
Everybody else is!
I wish this bloody government were! (Although they might as well be – they don’t seem to be doing much about anything.)
I’ve just put the heating on! It’s bloody cold in here! I’m arranging a mortgage to cover the bill!
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